My prolonged and painful health journey is only just beginning
Poo Poo Point Trailhead, WA
Joined February 2020
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The King: Now grovel in place
Peasants: [groveling]
The King: Ahhh! I didn’t say “sire says”!!
Peasants: [concerned]
Knights: [readying weapons]
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I think in a past life she was a farmer, and I was her cow. I believe she hit me, and milked me, and stole my calves from me. there is something that breaks in my heart every time I see her name, or face.
Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) is TIME's 2023 Person of the Year ti.me/3TaNwYu
ALT Taylor Swift is TIME's Person of the Year. Photographs by Inez and Vinoodh for TIME
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Here's a "Mandela effect for you": Everyone at my wedding remembers my WHORE wife telling me she had eyes only for me. Guess that was before we merged with the Mediterranean Pool Boy Universe!
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(loudly into my phone so the cute girl at the store can hear) well they can besiege my castle all they want, that fortress is nigh impenetrable (covering the phone with my hand) im a baron
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Eldritch Girls Gone Wild Cameraman: Conjure something for us
Girl: I don’t know if I should…
Eldritch Girls Gone Wild Cameraman: Just really quick. Conjure it and then you can dispel it right away
Girl: (playfully) Well… alright
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Elon Musk: It is absurd for human beings to have sex. A milking machine, while upsetting the woke cult, would be much more efficient.
Jim Moroun ✝️ 🇺🇸: Sir Have You Considered A Electrical Outlet You Could Put Your Fork Into Abd It Don’t Explode?
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@ SkunkyMonkey🙊(24k followers)
I'm a silly monkey baby and I want a ketamine banana!
Jen💕 @ SSRI_Sugarplum (68 followers)
This is just like me and my partner 🤭
->1 new message request from @ SkunkyMonkey
show me your fucjing tits and I'll make you a star
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HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: THE wet THING open.spotify.com/episode/6BD…
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If I ever got pussy would u guys still like me or would you cast me out of the pack like a baby animal touched by humans that gets beaten to death by the pack because of the scent
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Episode 4 out with Don Tavahouse (@sludge_worm) and big get - Mr Jay Leno (@doodoonga), with a special guest appearing.. open.spotify.com/episode/179…
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This is coming late because Joe ate a bad CBD gummy last week and Philip fucked up this week, sorry! open.spotify.com/episode/0bY…
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Twitter User: Mmm micro plastics and seed oils! Lol. For real though I love God. And I wish I lived in the Roman Empire
Me (holding back tears): I’m not afraid of you.