another clean slate scratched out

yanking out my intestinal tract and fashioning it into a grappling hook because i'm bored

I'm going 6 eyes Emotional Dysregulation technique

playing unreasonably aggressively and pummeling the fucking shit out of runaway human experiments on quickplay because my tranny life fucking sucks dog penis

My grandma called a mortar strike on my house after seeing my hrtits

Everything is too real

*does an extravagant impressive methylphenidate-boosted backflip but fucks up the landing and proceeds to have her legs folded the wrong way around like a bargain bin lawn chair*

I'm lowkey in the phase where I'm cutting myself off from everyone bc I'm once again deeply convinced that there is something unfixably wrong with me and I know that I'll start crawling back like a fucking stray dog but it's alr bc I'll feel like I had control for a little bit

Muna kädessä... Ihmisten edessä...

the more i think about it the more i see that the characters in edgerunners 2 are wayyyyy better written and interesting and have way more depth than in 1

There's nothing you can do to me I wouldn't do to myself

when mom brings home the Sorrowful Obelisk

evil Yoru be like: grabs ass and exclaims "Denji Intestinal Tract Whip."

Distressful Medias

I'm going insanosaurus

your shit is Toenail Medias bro

I'm such a dumb fucking useless fucking mutt I need to catch rabies and be put down

The gravel-spotted concrete-strewn remnants of the nervous system of a 21 year old male who backflipped off of a 16 story building