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Godzilla: an earth born creature that moves and behaves like a predator when threatened, impartial to the chaos he creates, he will protect his territory because it’s his.
Ghidora:
the Mahomes deep ball meme stopped being true two years ago. people who still recite it just aren't paying attention
The screen spamming is kind of an under discussed thing with Andy. They’ve actually been pretty solid this year, but over the last few seasons I’ve wondered if it’s really optimal to throw so many low-reward passes at the expense of real dropbacks.
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meanwhile at the Valks parade
“They like it rough, they like it tough like they—no but like the basketball guys the basketball!”
Nakase is nuts 😭😭😭
I don’t think I’ve ever fiended this hard before a trade deadline before im literally googling rumors every day its pathetic
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Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
The luckiest team in the NFL since 2018 is the Steelers: +984 win probability points from luck and penalties in the regular season, 1.7x the next team.
Mike Tomlin's streak of non-losing seasons probably came down to being ready to play and always being in a position to benefit from luck.
Luck + penalties, 2018-2025 regular season (wins above expected):
1. Steelers +984 (+9.8)
2. Texans +572 (+1.9)
3. Chargers +369 (−0.4)
4. Seahawks +363 (+6.8)
5. Vikings +342 (+5.4)
6. Giants +333 (−5.4)
7. Jaguars +262 (−4.3)
8. Cowboys +243 (−0.9)
9. Packers +240 (+5.9)
10. Cardinals +170 (−7.8)
11. Bears +147 (−1.8)
12. Rams +136 (+4.9)
13. Patriots +86 (−4.3)
14. Browns +5 (+2.5)
15. Commanders −31 (+0.9)
16. Bengals −34 (−2.2)
17. Eagles −83 (+5.6)
18. Raiders −92 (+1.6)
19. Colts −142 (−1.8)
20. Titans −145 (+0.8)
21. Dolphins −154 (+5.9)
22. Bills −156 (+3.3)
23. Falcons −216 (−2.7)
24. Broncos −242 (−2.2)
25. Panthers −255 (−3.5)
26. Jets −295 (−3.2)
27. 49ers −299 (−2.7)
28. Ravens −342 (−2.0)
29. Bucs −368 (−1.8)
30. Chiefs −444 (+10.5)
31. Saints −459 (−0.2)
32. Lions −498 (−2.3)


















