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if you can’t do it good do it hard he/him

Joined July 2021
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Godzilla: an earth born creature that moves and behaves like a predator when threatened, impartial to the chaos he creates, he will protect his territory because it’s his. Ghidora:
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He’s gonna play as long as LeBron
#30. 41 points (14 in the 4Q) 6 rebounds 6 assists 87 TS%
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the Mahomes deep ball meme stopped being true two years ago. people who still recite it just aren't paying attention
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feel like everybody memory-holed 2025 which was throwback pure creation mode big-game-hunting Pat
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Going into the UK with 500 Terabytes of BBW facesitting porn
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Look at my receivers dawg
Exclusive: Attorneys representing a plaintiff in the civil lawsuit against Rashee Rice have revealed that the NFL wide receiver filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the Northern District of Texas on November 4, 2026.
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Bro’s checking account balance is lower than his average depth of target
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Screens were a negative last year
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Monitoring the situation
Nikola Jokić vs Toronto: 32 PTS, 10 REB, 11 AST, 3 STL, 13/19 FG, 73 TS%
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The screen spamming is kind of an under discussed thing with Andy. They’ve actually been pretty solid this year, but over the last few seasons I’ve wondered if it’s really optimal to throw so many low-reward passes at the expense of real dropbacks.
The forward pass is overrated
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In the past you could justify it as a way to replace the Chiefs’ bad running game. But now the running game is good
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All time walk down. That last logo three will live forever
She really did this in a game seven man😭💜
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Yea I’ll extend an olive branch up his ass
I hope there is someone on the Democratic side gracious enough to extend an olive branch to Elon, in spite of him having practically declared war on their party, and I hope that if by some miracle that happens, he's wise enough to take it.
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😭😭😭😭I am in tears
KIAH IS WEARING THIS ON HER SHIRT I CTFU😭😭😭😭😭😭
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meanwhile at the Valks parade “They like it rough, they like it tough like they—no but like the basketball guys the basketball!” Nakase is nuts 😭😭😭
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My Valksssssssss ❤️❤️❤️
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I don’t think I’ve ever fiended this hard before a trade deadline before im literally googling rumors every day its pathetic
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Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. The luckiest team in the NFL since 2018 is the Steelers: +984 win probability points from luck and penalties in the regular season, 1.7x the next team. Mike Tomlin's streak of non-losing seasons probably came down to being ready to play and always being in a position to benefit from luck. Luck + penalties, 2018-2025 regular season (wins above expected): 1. Steelers +984 (+9.8) 2. Texans +572 (+1.9) 3. Chargers +369 (−0.4) 4. Seahawks +363 (+6.8) 5. Vikings +342 (+5.4) 6. Giants +333 (−5.4) 7. Jaguars +262 (−4.3) 8. Cowboys +243 (−0.9) 9. Packers +240 (+5.9) 10. Cardinals +170 (−7.8) 11. Bears +147 (−1.8) 12. Rams +136 (+4.9) 13. Patriots +86 (−4.3) 14. Browns +5 (+2.5) 15. Commanders −31 (+0.9) 16. Bengals −34 (−2.2) 17. Eagles −83 (+5.6) 18. Raiders −92 (+1.6) 19. Colts −142 (−1.8) 20. Titans −145 (+0.8) 21. Dolphins −154 (+5.9) 22. Bills −156 (+3.3) 23. Falcons −216 (−2.7) 24. Broncos −242 (−2.2) 25. Panthers −255 (−3.5) 26. Jets −295 (−3.2) 27. 49ers −299 (−2.7) 28. Ravens −342 (−2.0) 29. Bucs −368 (−1.8) 30. Chiefs −444 (+10.5) 31. Saints −459 (−0.2) 32. Lions −498 (−2.3)
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