Currently: Policy Director, @SenateBudget / @SenJeffMerkley. When I grow up: Major League Baseball-Playing Supreme Court Justice.
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Long-time readers will know that with my boring-ass name, I get a lot of misdirected email.
Still, of all the days to get some rando’s receipt from the Cheesecake Factory…
This is illegal. gao.gov/blog/what-pocket-res…
Wasteful funding? Rescinded.
We will use every fiscal tool at our disposal to deliver savings for the American people.
nypost.com/2026/09/25/us-new…
via Politico: "OUT AND ABOUT — Town & Country magazine celebrated its 180th anniversary last night at Library Bar inside Ned’s Club. Guests enjoyed passed hors d’oeuvres by the chef Joshua Smith — including steak tartare croutons, lobster rolls and limoncello cheesecake."
Reporting for duty 🫡
The Toronto Blue Jays are acquiring utilityman Josh Smith from the Texas Rangers, sources tell ESPN. First on the news was @Evan_P_Grant.
After the smoke and gross humidity, severe storms may be today's final act.
The NWS has issued a flood watch and severe thunderstorm watch may be coming. Very humid air mean lots of energy for storms and the potential to produce a lot of rain in a short time.
Most likely timing 2-7p from west to east; probably 3-6p in Beltway area.
Details: capitalweather.com/scattered…
The NASA display was legit cool. But it’d have been cooler if you didn’t turn around to be confronted by the Truth Social booth. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
