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Beavis H. Presley

@snarkbox

These jokes, observations and musings won’t tweet themselves. Heh heh heh.

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Joined June 2010
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You can't "defund" NPR. Most of its budget is from local affiliates, not the gov't, that pay for it.
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My inlaws are Peruvian immigrants. Sometimes when I speak Spanish with them, they say “you need to learn Spanish.” Seems rude. Their English-speaking ability is poor, but I’d never say that to them. Again, rude. It’s a nice but not an erudite family.
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Is there a non-woke search engine?
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The Nevada Pierre story is racial hoaxing at its most venal. Jay-Z even stepped in.
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The mother of 3-year-old Nevada Pierre, who was escorted by police from a youth soccer game, spoke with ABC News after she says her son was benched for being “too good.” She says Nevada has scored more than 40 goals in five games this season while playing against children two years older than him.
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A sister-in-law serves food from the stove, licks her fingers, goes on packing food containers just like that.
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Mamdani looking more pimp-like by the day.
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Ham radio is when the commentators emote too much.
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Big pot pie out of the oven.
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GOP: “It’s (Stephen) Miller time.” DEMS: “It’s Bud Light (Dylan Mulvaney) time.”
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Trump needs to rally the base by mobilizing Delta Force to break Russell Brand out of jail.
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Right after I installed the new Apple iOS, I got spam from Mcafee. “Your phone is being tapped.” WTF. @Apple
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The wife made a luscious quiche for dinner.
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Waddup in Michigan? H'allah at me.
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So much sphincter action in the news.
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I heard @MooGooMoto switches holes even faster than Russell Brand’s orgy partners.
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WTF. Talk about "fraud, waste and abuse."
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American Taxpayers Just Helped Pay for Ivanka Trump’s Birthday Trip trib.al/yVfe9lh
American Taxpayers Just Helped Pay for Ivanka Trump’s Birthday Trip

American Taxpayers Just Helped Pay for Ivanka Trump’s Birthday Trip

U.S. taxpayers helped pick up the tab for Ivanaka Trump’s 45th birthday.

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The Democrats want to ban Negro Modelo and transition it to Dylan Mulvaney.
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Someone took a dump at the bottom of the parking garage stairwell that I use for stair workouts. Gross. Still managed to do 10x up the 8-story garage.
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I still want my $5,000 and all expenses-paid trip to Mar-a-Lago.
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I can’t fight this dinner feeling any longer. Rioja wine. Ole!
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