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Christina Uticone

@snowcones

mostly carbs. she/her

 Houston, TX
Joined February 2009
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tripping over a dog and smashing your knee/ankle on cold tile is not the best way to maximize your extra hour
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pretty sure my ankle at least is totally fucked
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idk about you but this extra hour is gonna come in pretty handy
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Martinis all around.
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Thunder! Houston you are a tease.
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Why does coffee taste better in bed?
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Why does beer taste better in the shower?
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The cheese wanters are on high alert.
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I’m so addicted to this stuff it’s a problem.
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Josh made me a surprise while I slept in and he watched Hallmark movies with the mutts lol
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I was in my tube top era.
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FaceTime martinis with Mary ♥️
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Playing a little hooky today
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Maybe should have invited Josh 😂
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My friend’s mom voted in MN today and the poll workers at her site had one of those “I’m gonna vote in my Trump shirt!” encounters. These people are so small.
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One of my fave Halloween memories is when Josh and I lived in Fairbanks and forgot it was even H'ween. We'd just got back from the grocery store when there was a knock on the door. "Trick or treat!" We were like flummoxed, offered the kids bananas. They refused & left.
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I’m the candy bitch
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A trio of 10 year old girls singing a perfect rendition of “I Want it That Way” on the approach!!!
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I ate a (1) piece of candy and walked home. Winning! That was so fun and super cute.
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