OldSOB retweeted
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
OldSOB retweeted
Low-IQ people doing low-IQ things.
- 84% of blacks have an IQ less than 100.
- 1 in 6.3 has an IQ of 70 or less.
Welfare did this. not racism. Low IQ/Low achieving people were financially supported and incented to have more children outside of family.
The 16% of blacks with triple-digit IQs had better start having babies, or being black will be synonymous with this in fact, not just on social media.
OldSOB retweeted
This is beyond politics. This is a moral vacuum and should be called out by both sides. By any side. It won’t be. Repugnant.
🚨 SICK: Jennifer Welch read a joke on the I've Had It podcast that said "We're digging up Charlie Kirk and doing it AGAIN."
She and Angie Sullivan put their heads down and LAUGHED for more than 20 seconds.
Charlie was assassinated in front of his wife and kids' community at a college event.
These two have interviewed Obama, Kamala and AOC.
This is the Democrat base now, and they're celebrating.
OldSOB retweeted
Robin Wright looks like she's completely forgotten she's on a television show, and Craig Ferguson might be the reason.
There's something genuinely entertaining about the way these two interact. Craig has that mischievous charm that makes even an ordinary exchange feel unpredictable, while Robin's reactions add another layer to the moment. It's the kind of chemistry that makes you wonder whether you're watching an interview or two people enjoying a private joke in front of an audience.
And that's what separates a memorable interview from a forgettable one. You can't manufacture this kind of natural connection. Do you think Craig deliberately brings this side out of his guests, or is this simply chemistry you can't fake?
OldSOB retweeted
This is an Army of Veterans
who are prepared to do whatever is necessary
to uphold the Constitution.
Their numbers are growing by the thousands.
Re-post if you support this!
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OldSOB retweeted
Al Michaels is calling the Ravens and the Jaguars tonight, he is 81 years old, and he has never eaten a vegetable.
Not as a bit. He means it.
"I always pushed the vegetables away," he told Chris Wallace. "To this day, no."
"And I guess what I've proven, Chris, is that man does not need vegetables to survive."
The one time it nearly happened, he was eating what he thought was a french fry at a restaurant and it turned out to be a brussels sprout. He told Pat McAfee it was so deep fried he could not tell.
That is the fun part. Here is the rest of him.
He was born in Brooklyn on November 12, 1944. He turns 82 next Thursday.
Before any of it he had a job as a broadcast assistant for the Los Angeles Lakers. It did not last.
He got his first real job in 1968, at 23 years old, calling games for the Hawaii Islanders of the Pacific Coast League. Triple A baseball, as far from the mainland as the job gets.
He called the Olympic hockey gold medal game in Sapporo in 1972, eight years before anybody knew what Lake Placid would be.
In 1980, at Lake Placid, he watched a group of American college kids beat the Soviet Union at hockey. With five seconds left he asked the country a four word question about miracles, then answered it himself. Forty six years later people still say it back to him in airports.
On October 17, 1989, he was on the air at Candlestick Park before Game 3 of the World Series when the ground started moving.
He got out the words "I'll tell you what, we're having an earthq" and the power went out.
When it came back, he stopped being a sportscaster. He reported, on live television, for about eight hours, on a disaster that had just happened underneath a baseball game.
He was nominated for an Emmy that year for news reporting. A sportscaster.
He has called 10 Super Bowls. Twenty years on Monday Night Football at ABC. Sixteen years on Sunday Night Football at NBC. This is his fifth season doing Thursday nights for Prime Video, alongside Kirk Herbstreit and Kaylee Hartung.
TONIGHT he is in Baltimore.
Three weeks ago somebody asked him how much longer he plans to do this.
"I've done the NFL for 41 years, which is half my life," he said. "Love it."
Then he said that at a certain time, it is time.
"If they come to me and say it's time to move on, I'm going 'fine, you guys have been fantastic. You've been great.'"
"And if I feel it's time, I'll know it."
And then, he says, he will thank them for the memories.
Fifty eight years in a booth. Ten Super Bowls. One earthquake. Zero vegetables.
OldSOB retweeted
Really sad after all the lives that were lost on 9-11 that we would be foolish enough to just bring in and Elect what they have in NY.
OldSOB retweeted
Black conservative WIPES the FLOOR with screeching Jessica Tarlov during live tv BRAWL.!!!
OldSOB retweeted
A black women was behaving aggressively with an Indian guy until she get slapped by him 😂😂
OldSOB retweeted
Time to repost this as @UMich hasn't gotten the message yet.
EXPEL your aspiring little terrorist here.
🚨🚨 I have just been informed by @ReawakenUSA CEO @realjamesowen that he was called by @UMich and asked to have my video of yesterday’s attack removed due to negative blowback on lunatic, Temulun Togochog
I’ll repost it every day until she’s expelled and charged.
OldSOB retweeted
🔻 THEY HACKED THE WRONG MAN.
Friday night. Iran's cyber unit breached **FBI Director Kash Patel's personal email.** They published his photos. They thought they'd humiliate him.
They didn't.
They triggered a protocol.
⚡ Within **6 hours** of the breach, Patel activated **CROSSFIRE RETURN** — a counter-intelligence sequence buried inside the FBI's own architecture since January 2025. The hack didn't steal secrets. It **confirmed a location.** Every digital intrusion leaves a return path. Every return path leads to a server. Every server has an owner.
The owner isn't in Tehran.
The owner is on **K Street, Washington D.C.**
🔺 Now connect the dots from the last 72 hours:
**Thursday** — Senator Kennedy looks Patel in the eye at the Senate hearing and asks: **"Did somebody KILL him?"** The room goes silent. Patel doesn't blink. He says one word: *"Yes."*
**Friday** — Reuters publishes a bombshell: **millions in trades** placed BEFORE Trump's Iran announcement. Options. Futures. Prediction markets. Someone knew. Someone always knows. The same accounts. The same clearing house. The same building on **Constitution Avenue.**
**Saturday** — 8 million people flood the streets. "No Kings" they chant. But who organized it? Who funded the buses? Who printed 3 million identical signs in **48 hours?** That's not grassroots. That's a **$47 million operation.** And the money came from the same accounts Reuters just flagged.
**Sunday** — You're reading this.
⟁ Here's what they don't want you to see:
The hack on Patel wasn't Iranian. It was **routed through Iran** to trigger a diplomatic incident — to STOP the ground operation on **Kharg Island.** Because under Kharg Island aren't just oil reserves. There are **vaults.** And inside those vaults are the original ledgers of every transaction between **1979 and 2024** — every dollar that flowed from Washington to Tehran and back.
**$9.7 trillion.** That's the number.
The same number the Federal Reserve blocked Trump from auditing **two weeks ago.**
Patel now has the return path from the hack. It leads to a server farm in **Northern Virginia.** The same server farm that hosted the **Epstein scheduling database** — the one with 14,000 entries that was "accidentally" deleted in 2020.
It wasn't deleted. It was moved. And now they know where.
**⟁ CODE: CROSSFIRE-R / NODE-KP7 / VAULT-79 / APRIL-2**
The ground operation isn't about Iran.
It's about what's **under** Iran.
And the people who hacked Patel just showed him exactly where to look.
Forward this. Before they realize what they've done.
OldSOB retweeted
🚨 THIS: President Trump just shared Joel Pollak's take on last night, and it is the only one worth reading.
"Securing the border is ugly. Fighting Iran is costly. Taking on special interests upsets donors. Backing AI scares people."
"Tonight, Republicans paid the costs. The benefits will be with us for many generations."
Weak Republicans campaign on what is easy. Trump governs on what is NECESSARY.
One bad night does not undo a secure border.
OldSOB retweeted
🚨 ELON MUSK JUST EXPOSED THE DEMOCRATS’ DIRTY SECRET ON LIVE TV 🚨
He said the quiet part OUT LOUD.
Democrats are using your tax dollars as a giant magnet — paying illegal immigrants to come here… then turning them into voters.
On Fox Business, Musk laid it bare:
“That is also a mechanism by which the Democrats attract and retain illegal immigrants by essentially paying them to come here and then turning them into voters… If we turn off this gigantic money magnet for illegal immigrants, then they will leave and they will lose voters.”
🔥 It’s not a theory.
🔥 It’s not a conspiracy.
🔥 It’s the incentive structure he described in real time.
They fight to keep the waste, fraud, and handouts flowing because when the benefits stop… the voters leave.
Your county is ground zero. This is where it gets stopped. 🗳️
Show up.
Ask your clerk how many non-citizens are on the rolls RIGHT NOW.
Demand proof of citizenship before any ballot is accepted.
Ask when the public can see the list.
Do NOT wait for Washington.
The registration process in your county is still open.
Go look.
Go ask.
Go document.
Citizen-only voting starts the moment neighbors refuse to look away. 🇺🇸
Join Cause of America. Learn exactly what to ask your local officials. Then go ask it THIS WEEK.
The secret is out. Now act on it. 🔥💥
OldSOB retweeted
You fucked up @UMich. The video of your student committing assault, resisting arrest, and death threats, ON CAMPUS is NOT coming down.
On behalf of @camhigby I’m going to reshare it.
And I’m going to ask everyone to share this on X, Facebook, YouTube, Rumble, TikTok, Discord, Twitch and Instagram.
🚨🚨 I have just been informed by @ReawakenUSA CEO @realjamesowen that he was called by @UMich and asked to have my video of yesterday’s attack removed due to negative blowback on lunatic, Temulun Togochog
I’ll repost it every day until she’s expelled and charged.
OldSOB retweeted
Texas homebuilder says he's voting Talarico because Trump's been deporting the illegal aliens that worked for him
This guy is the problem
How about paying Americans a fair wage, instead of using people for cheap labor?
OldSOB retweeted
🚨 UPDATE: PROSECUTORS HAVE AUTHORIZED CHARGES against the University of Michigan student who attacked me on November 1st.
She is facing TWO counts of assault and battery and ONE count of assaulting, resisting, or obstructing a police officer.
I will NOT be intimidated or silenced for exercising my First Amendment rights. Violence has consequences.
I want to see justice served.
OldSOB retweeted
One NGO made $115,000,000 to traffic children across the United States.
This is how it worked:
- Kids trafficked by cartel
- Sent to an NGO
- NGO receives millions of your tax dollars from the government
- Then sends kid to “sponsor,” no biometrics, no DNA testing
- Never see or hear from the child again
These NGOs are more secure than the border, with high spiked gates, cameras, and no access to the front desk. Ask a question and they will call the police. This is why it's important to vote.
🚨 Inside the Largest Government Funded Human Trafficking Ring in History: Your tax dollars trafficked over 300,000 children across the United States while NGOs enriched themselves with millions of dollars.
One NGO received $895 million to traffic children across the US. Others got $100+ million, and NGOs in areas like Tucson, Arizona pocketed millions but now receive nothing since the border shut down.
In this video we break down the contracts, speak with former Border Patrol, and confront the NGOs. It’s a must watch, like it and share it. Make sure no one forgets the hundreds of children lost in the government’s hands.