Retired FF14 gposer. Might resub in 8.0.

lizard corner
Joined June 2021
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Coffee so black it sets the rear sight on it's AK to 1000 yards thinking it shoots harder
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Morton salt delved too greedily and too deep
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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Something came into the mail today
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I'd rather the watch the world end with Asuka than wageslave for that other creature
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Oh boy here comes Matt Walsh with another dogshit unfun boomer take on our media. Go watch paint dry, grandpa.
The movies have some of the worst acting and writing to ever be featured in a big budget Hollywood film. Even worse than the original Star Wars trilogy, which is saying something.
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best part of rape jokes is that I don't need your consent to tell them!
RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY
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It’s actually real
Discord will soon make public server messages searchable on Google The feature will be enabled by default for US adults, but users can opt out in their privacy settings
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Missing context: only applies to messages posted after the update, in public channels of discoverable servers. No private servers or DMs. Indexed messages won’t show usernames or avatars. Admins can opt out entire servers; users can opt out their own messages. discord.com/blog/making-co…
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"We hate the fucking customer" *Industry implodes *Everyone loses their jobs "How did this happen?" It's a mystery
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Millennials: AHH PREQUELS ARE LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE OHH I'M POLYAMOROUS Zoomers:
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Good Afternoon
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Why do black women think it's acceptable to walk around in public at 6:30pm with a shower cap on?
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I'm sick to my stomach. The far left is attempting to kill this innocent cat with a massive hammer. Their evil knows no bounds. They must be totally destroyed.
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Guess ill just fuck my hand 🤣🤣
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