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@solisntcaptor

🏳️‍⚧️ Eternally ragebaited • send me ANYTHING - https://nitter.gq/t.co/c4uPeeghNE •

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Vaast@sidra_de_peraNov 4
Toda el aura la ganadora de la gobernación de Nuevo México con esos outfits. Deb Haaland, primera mujer nativa americana en gobernar un estado en la historia de los Estados Unidos
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katie@LovejoyActual16h
in alabama, a trans woman can sit on the state legislature… in burnham’s britain, she can’t even sit on somebody’s face
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PrincessKitti 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪 (@PrincessKitti) profile picture
PrincessKitti 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪
@PrincessKitti14h
love seeing the public waking up to how bad the laws coming in are actually going to be for normal people with the under 16s ban, digital id, bank account tied to facial idea, "weird," porn ban, testing of guilty until proven innocent everyone should be mad about this.
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Oliver@oa_robinsonNov 3
Whatever you think of the ban, the fact that our legislators are largely unable to sensibly articulate themselves or defend their actions is incredibly unedifying. Our parliament is an unfathomably powerful institution, and we both require and deserve more care than this. nitter.gq/Jess4Lowestoft/status/…
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crimson 2@crimsonalice2714h
TEXAS TURNING BLUE IS A DAVEKAT HOMESTUCK IRL FEAT
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tippity@tippityNov 3
I illegally put in 2000 votes for El-Sayed from my home in San Francisco my name is Sam Altman and I am the founder and CEO of Open AI
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@ICEgovNov 3
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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#1YIMBY 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@YIMBYkieran) profile picture
#1YIMBY 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@YIMBYkieranNov 3
I can’t believe I’m having to say this in the big 2026 but what happens behind closed doors between two consenting adults in no concern to the government. Insane that we have MPs trying to make it the governments business. Even more insane that there aren’t any MPs pushing back
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jack 🍺@big_cider_incNov 3
A bloke goes to the cinema and buys some popcorn. He eagerly devours half a bucket's worth, but suddenly he starts coughing. The person sitting next to him notices him choking and offers to pat his back. The Labour MP chimes in, "good idea, you subdue him, I'll call the police"
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kp@YaHateTwoSeeItNov 4
Tesla Boy ain’t tweeted in like 6 hours I know you see this shit dickhead
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Noa Hoffman
@hoffman_noaNov 3
I had to check because I didn't believe it could be true... But amid all the pressing issues the country is facing, there is a Labour MP spending time on social media suggesting adults should stop giving/receiving blowjobs. What the hell is going on in the PLP??
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gio 🪱@garlicpowderfanNov 4
how it feels to be mentally ill but your friends love you unconditionally
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❀ bryana ❀@cowboybrybopNov 4
twitter ain’t been this funny since charlie got kirked
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Buzzing Pop
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For the first time in US history, a gay man, a Black woman, a Muslim, Native American woman, Palestinian, and Latina have won their respective midterm elections.
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fiona 🚄💜🇵🇸 (@fionaajade) profile picture
fiona 🚄💜🇵🇸@fionaajadeNov 3
the uk public: "pls can you lower our energy bills and stop funding a genocide" MPs, for some reason: *arguing about oral sex on twitter*
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ą 🌊🦉 (@percanbeth) profile picture
ą 🌊🦉@percanbeth22h
“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”
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Olivia!🍉@livanotherday22h
oh fuck yeah we got a trans woman in- NIGGA WHICH STATE????????
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBase23h
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖘 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@treasonoustris) profile picture
𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖘 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@treasonoustrisNov 3
the UK public: hi government, can you help us out with the cost of living? global warming is damaging our infrastructure and there aren't enough jobs. the UK government:
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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpidNov 4
elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election
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Boyfriend is barelt texting me. Probably busy with. BUBBLEGUM simulator 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡☹️😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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rain@rorianorNov 3
grade A fag #dirkstrider #homestuck
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