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Max

@someguynamedmax

I don't have to. I get to. If I feel like it. #relishgang "I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions." - Victor W.

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Joined June 2011
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The defining set of events of world politics for the last half decade and we’ve all decided not to talk or think about it
Coastal (@thelacoast) profile pictureCoastal
@thelacoastNov 7
The 6 main waves of Covid. Omicron was something else....
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you see dudes like this, know you about to buy the lightest most cut up bag of molly ever
Light_off_d_world🇳🇬 (@Light_XOZ) profile pictureLight_off_d_world🇳🇬
@Light_XOZNov 7
Actor Mickey Rourke walks in Beverly Hills, California, alongside celebrity hairstylist Giuseppe Franco.
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a new previously unwritten sentence manifests every day
RTVisual (@RT_Visual_on_X) profile pictureRTVisual@RT_Visual_on_XNov 6
Dreadlocked man KNOCKED OUT by a TACO as JESUS announces it's 'TACO TUESDAY, BABY'
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the most monkeys paw ass shit ive ever seen
CSPAN (@cspan) profile pictureCSPAN
@cspanNov 6
Georgia-gov elect @KeishaBottoms (D) announces filmmaker Tyler Perry is a part of her transition team
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Stan Getz, Chick Corea, Stanley Clarke and Tony Williams. (Live at Monteux, June 23, 1972. Captain Marvel ) #Jazz
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seeing crazy inventive and erotic stuff that’s not overtly explicit like this just makes me think do we even like women erotically anymore, it’s so sad
Men on Film Pod (@menonfilmpod) profile pictureMen on Film Pod
@menonfilmpodNov 5
Revolver (1973) dir. Sergio Sollima
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This rave tune makes me feel v Jersey 🤌 Also pretty crazy the music they were making in 1992 — better and more futuristic than a lot of current records 😅 DJ Edge - Feef Logic
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the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
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open.spotify.com/album/7cBjt…
Listen to The Sampling Theory Pt. 1 - Single by Valerio Vaudano | Spotify

Listen to The Sampling Theory Pt. 1 - Single by Valerio Vaudano | Spotify

Valerio Vaudano · single · 2026 · 4 songs

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Alabama didn’t get the invite 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
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i wish yall would stop watching niggas eat in they cars
angel ✧ ✧ ✧ (@xelgell) profile pictureangel ✧ ✧ ✧@xelgellNov 3
so sober facts went to the one puerto rican restaurant, black and family owned btw, which has been a staple in the community since the 70s, a community that has endured generations of economic despair and continues to take care of its people, and still called it “bitch ass food”
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shining wizard too op
lanez (@Preshlanez) profile picturelanez
@PreshlanezNov 2
🚨🇪🇸 HORRIFYING SCENES IN SPAIN. A football match has been suspended following a horrific challenge by the goalkeeper on an opposing forward. The images are extremely difficult to watch. Praying the injured player is okay. 🙏💔 #Football #LaLiga #Spain #FootballNews #GetWellSoon
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gat damn
Vee_Defi (@vee_is_tired) profile pictureVee_Defi
@vee_is_tiredNov 2
John Mulaney breaks down the terrifying chemical math he used just to function on podcast appearances. "I take two 30 milligram Adderalls and then one Z bar and so I'm really sharp, but I don't seem jittery." "So I go on a podcast or I go on a talk show and I'm just I'm delivering and I'm giving people what I'm naturally good at, but I'm a little tired so I can't naturally do it." "It's okay to rip open time release Adderall and dump the beads down my throat." "And then pop a Xanax because then I will get to the level that I naturally am at." "Like I just got to deliver what I'm good at and right now we're running on a lean mixture." "And it used to be easier, but now it's harder." "So whatever I'm putting in my body to get to that is fine."
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kxriuki (@prototypekx) profile picturekxriuki
@prototypekxNov 1
listen to this intro man #fawk
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Yo intentando sociabilizar. La sociedad:
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Bitch ass nigga got my respect basically said once Lamar went down game was over
The Ravens Eye (@EyeOfBMORE) profile pictureThe Ravens Eye@EyeOfBMORENov 1
Class act.
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masterclass in trolling
j.b. exte (@jbexte) profile picturej.b. exte@jbexteNov 1
big thanks to everyone who participated in my AMA
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camus is like THE anti-suicide philosopher. Like yeah the world fucking sucks but fuck that. go do your own shit. roll that boulder up the hill and find meaning in it rolling down
sleepy eggcelent (@Astro_Eggcelent) profile picturesleepy eggcelent@Astro_EggcelentNov 1
>Only French Philosopher that wasn't actively a pedophile >Looks rad as hell >Philosophy is 99% about how you should kill yourself
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boring ass ppl
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extremely real shit
mari 🏴‍☠️🗡️ (@ontheseasbrink) profile picturemari 🏴‍☠️🗡️@ontheseasbrinkNov 1
if you want to watch tng then yes, do that, but also please skip the fourth episode. just trust me. skip episode four. of season one, yes the fourth episode of the whole show. go directly to episode five instead. believe me this is in your best interest.
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