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Aubrey Plaza says a director told her to suck on Robert De Niro's nipples during their 10-hour sex scene
Aubrey Plaza: "He's a dirty grandpa, and I'm a dirty... girl."
Jimmy Kimmel: "You have a sex scene with him."
Aubrey Plaza: "Yeah. It was fun."
Jimmy Kimmel: "For you it was fun. Was it fun for him as well?"
Aubrey Plaza: "I can't speak for him. You know, it was a long day. They allotted an entire day for it."
Jimmy Kimmel: "They did, really? How many hours?"
Aubrey Plaza: "Say about nine, a solid nine, maybe ten.
"And there was a lot of interesting stuff that went down, you know. One thing in particular was, the director, who's British, Dan Mazer, who is awesome and I loved him, it was a little bit of like we didn't totally plan out the scene. We didn't know how it was going to go down."
"So there was a lot of moments where Dan would call me over and he'd be like, 'In the next take, Aubrey, why don't you suck on his nipples, try that.'"
"And I'd be like, 'You want me to do it?' I'd rather not. And then he'd be like, 'Yeah, suck on his nipples.'"
"Then I would go and I'd try to do it, and I'd try to get in there and suck on his nipples, and he was like batting me away, and I didn't know if it was like in character or not, 'cause you never know."
"Then they cut the camera, and then Dan called me back and he's like, 'Bob does not like his nipple area paid attention to.' So, don't do that."
"And I was like, great, well now he thinks that I wanted to do that."
how kanye be moving after introducing kim to a bunch of strangers at a meeting
Kim Kardashian reveals Kanye’s weirdest habit and says they were a normal couple who watched Family Feud before going to bed, Jennifer Lawrence gave her the craziest response 😂😂
Jennifer Lawrence: “Okay, what is the weirdest thing Kanye does?”
Kim Kardashian: “He falls asleep anywhere. It’s like we’ll be at a meeting, or like he’ll introduce me to people I’ve never met before, we’ll be at a restaurant, and he’ll be snoring at the table.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “I wish I had that. Do you guys have like normal couple things where you argue over who to hire to take the garbage out every day?”
Kim Kardashian: “We are super normal. We watch Family Feud every night before we fall asleep.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh my god. That’s like overly normal. I watch you guys to fall asleep.
Aubrey Plaza spends 5 minutes reading unhinged thirst tweets from people begging her to rail them and be their 'daddy' 😂
“Aubrey Plaza, I am simply just a hole for you.”
Aubrey Plaza: "What do you want me to do to your holes? Be more specific. What do you want me to do to your holes, Twitter? Because I will"
“Aubrey Plaza is so daddy, she can fix all my daddy issues.”
Aubrey Plaza: “I don’t know, that’s just ironic. I feel like I have daddy issues, and I feel like I want my daddy to fix my daddy issues, but I’ll be your daddy.”
“The feminine urge to get railed by Aubrey Plaza.”
Aubrey Plaza: “Get railed? Why do you guys want me to rail you? Cause I could.”
“I would let Aubrey Plaza poke my eyeball out with a fork and step on my throat with boots with nails on them.”
Aubrey Plaza: “And if it pleased her, well, you know what, it does please me.”
Kim Kardashian recalls first meeting Jennifer Lawrence at a hotel where Kanye tapped on Jennifer's shoulder as she was taking off her bra
Kim Kardashian: “This is going to be fun.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Probably not for you."
"So I’ve been obsessed with you, I’ve been obsessed with you for a really long time. Can you remember the first time we met?”
Kim Kardashian: “I do, actually. We were at...”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh my god.”
Kim Kardashian: “We were at a hotel in New York. And I don’t know where we were coming from, but it was late. We were going up to see this Axel Vervoordt suite at the Greenwich. I’m getting in the elevator with Kanye, the door’s about to close, I hear Jennifer screaming, ‘I love your show,’ across the lobby.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “That was the same hotel where I was taking off my bra under my shirt and Kanye tapped me on the shoulder. I was like, what? Oh my god!”
Kim Kardashian says she found Jennifer Lawrence drunk and naked in Kris Jenner's closet and immediately told Kanye not to come upstairs to prevent him from seeing her
Jennifer Lawrence: “So recently I went over to your mom’s house for dinner.”
Kim Kardashian: “Yes.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “It was everything I could have ever dreamed of.”
Kim Kardashian: “Was it?”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah.”
Kim Kardashian: “Because I have to say, so Jennifer came over for dinner like two weeks ago.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah.”
Kim Kardashian: “I’ve never seen my mom more drunk in our lives.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “I was way more drunk than your mom. You take it easy on your mother.”
Kim Kardashian: “Not possible. It was so funny. I’ve never seen this!”
Jennifer Lawrence: “No. Don’t even remember.”
Kim Kardashian: “At that point it was like two, they had like a few too many drinks for my taste.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah. Well, you were drinking tea. So I understand. And I remember getting naked in your mom’s closet and ordering you to dress me.”
Kim Kardashian: “Yes.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “You dressed me fabulously. I looked amazing, as you could see in that video. Is my memory correct, did you call Kanye to come up in the closet? Did you want him to style me?”
Kim Kardashian: “You said, I’m not joking, ‘I really want Kanye to style me.’ So I said okay, and I come back in and you’re fully buck naked. I get on the intercom and tell him to not come upstairs. And we put on one of my mom’s dresses and you wore it throughout the whole dinner.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, I have it. I went home in it.”
Kim Kardashian claims she doesn’t fart when Jennifer Lawrence asks if she farts in front of Kanye
Jennifer Lawrence: “Do you and Kanye like fart in front of each other or talk about farts? Do you fart in front of him?”
Kim Kardashian: “I don’t fart, what are you talking about?”
Jennifer Lawrence: “There’s no real good way to segue into that. I was just thinking, because I asked you to get me Gas-X, I remember Kanye looking down the table like, ‘Oh my god, she farts!’ I had one of those stabbing gas pains in the back of my ribs.”
Kim Kardashian: “You did.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Because I was so excited.”
Kim Kardashian: “I feel like I know you so well now.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah, inside and out.”
Kim Kardashian says she used to be a skilled private hacker who dug up dirt on everyone's boyfriends and husbands, but she's now retired
Jennifer Lawrence: “You run Instagram and social media, but you’re also a bona fide hacker.”
Kim Kardashian: “Totally. I’m retired. I’m fully retired.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Tell me about those days.”
Kim Kardashian: “Yeah, I used to be like the go-to spy that everyone would call and try to get info on their boyfriends or husbands or whatever.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “How did you get it? What did you do?”
Kim Kardashian: “I just probably was in a really insecure, untrusting relationship, and I had to use...”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, that far back.”
Kim Kardashian: “It’s far back. It’s not like that anymore. I don’t hack anymore.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Kanye doesn’t have a password on his phone.”
Kim Kardashian: “Yeah, no, he doesn’t. But, actually, we shouldn’t say that. He does, people.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, yeah, yeah. Kanye doesn't have a phone”
Kim Kardashian: “He doesn’t have pictures in his phone, so you’re good, you can take his phone.”
Kim Kardashian: “There is this service that I figured out that you can call someone’s number and make it look like it’s anyone else’s number calling them. So what I figured out is how to get into the voicemail system is if you call the number, but make it look like it’s your own number calling. It tricks the system and gets right into the voicemail system. We’re screwed now that there’s texting, because no one leaves voicemails anymore.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Right, yeah.”
Kim Kardashian: “But I got all the dirt back in the day.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Total creeps are screwed.”
Kim Kardashian: “I got major dirt back in the day.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Wow. Do you think you could like hack like a president’s Twitter and maybe like stop a war? Like you could save the world.”
Kim Kardashian: “In theory. Kind of like that game we were playing at the house, remember?”
Jennifer Lawrence: “I don’t remember.”
Kim Kardashian: “You were like, okay, if you could save the world, who would you rather sleep with? Donald Trump or Kim Jong-un?”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, who did you say?”
Kim Kardashian: “I think we were just laughing so hard we didn’t choose.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, that’s, I would have made you choose. I get very aggressive when I’m drunk. I probably put you in some sort of hold where you were going to pass out.”
Kim Kardashian: “Yeah, no, I don’t know if we chose.”
Cardi B describes the exact moment she knew her marriage to Offset was dead and the painful journey of letting go emotionally
"I also felt like my marriage, like, I felt the love dying. From my end, from his end. I was very lonely because I chose to be lonely."
"I was saying, like, you know what? I [can’t] go through this anymore. I have to put a stop to it."
"But when I said I was going to put a stop to it, ’cause you could say you’re going to put a stop to it and you could go a month without being around somebody. It’s not until... when you say so, it’s when your heart say so.”
“I kept telling myself I will not contact this person for a month. I will not give in. I will not forgive this easy. I will not go back. I will not go to the pattern. I will not go through it."
"But I was crying every day. I was hurt every day. I was out here in LA and in a mansion by myself. I was thinking about it every single day. And when your heart is not done, your heart is not done.”
“Then I told myself, I’m pregnant. I’m going to accept my flaws, the flaws that I bring in this marriage. I’m going to apologize for it and I’m going to work on it."
"And when I take accountability and you take advantage of me taking accountability, and you take that as, ‘See, I know she’ll be back,’ instead of me taking accountability and you taking advantage of that, it really just killed everything."
"And while it was dying, I had a human growing in me, and I just kept thinking, like, what’s life going to be without this person? What life going to be without raising my last child without this person? What’s life going to be with that person not being my friend anymore?
"When you have those type of thoughts, it would make you sad, it would get you depressed. It would have you lost.”
“But I overcame that, and I am the strongest that I have ever been. I felt my strongest when I was 22, 23, 24. That’s when I felt like I was living in a power, and that’s how I feel right now."
"And it took months for the heart to say you’re done, instead of my mouth and my brain. My heart had to be like, you’re done. ’Cause you could say it and you could take actions, but even if you take actions, if you’re not done, you’re not done.”
“Like, I kept asking, around that time I was working with Shakira, and I was like, how the fuck did you overcome this? And it’s like, it’s going to happen and it would never happen, and it happened."
"It took some crying, it took some thoughts, scary thoughts. But I’m here, honey.”
Cardi B admits she lied when she said “i don’t cook or clean” because she grew up in the hood doing dishes, mopping floors and scrubbing corners by hand
“Contrary to what I say, I don’t cook, I don’t clean. I grew up with a mom that would make me brush the corners, the corners of the apartment. Like brush it by hand."
"That’s how clean my home had to be, my crib had to be. Every day I was doing dishes. Every day I was mopping floors. Every day I was making sure that I go outside to the parking lot and take out the garbage.”
“And no matter how clean your apartment is, there will still be roaches, there will still be mice, because your neighbor’s probably a hoarder, the person downstairs is dirty."
"Y’all live in the same building. You cannot avoid certain rodents and stuff. And it’s like, I don’t want to put my kids through that."
Zooey Deschanel reveals her secret to peaceful co-parenting, saying she shares a group chat and takes vacations with her ex-husband and current partner just to keep her kids happy
"I don’t hate anyone that I was with before. And it’s awesome because my kid’s dad is a great dad, and I always want to support him as a parent."
"We have a group chat, Jonathan and Jacob and I. My kids thrive when they know that we all care for each other, and we socialize and we’ve been on vacations together. We’ve been through a lot.”
“I explained to my son, I remember when he was little, he was like, ‘How come you and daddy don’t live in the same house?’ And I was like, ‘We get along better if we’re in different houses.’”
Zooey Deschanel: “Yeah, we get along great as long as we’re in different houses.”
"I talk to people about this all the time, because it’s really hard for them to let go of feeling mad. You have to let go of any anger you would feel.
"I know that sounds difficult, but it’s actually pretty easy when you just go, look, the most important thing is that the kids are happy and that they’re thriving. And it’s kind of like respecting them for them."
"I respect his opinions and his point of view as a parent. It’s not always the same as mine, but he respects mine. And if you set the tone, if you go, ‘I respect you,’ then people are a lot more likely to be like, ‘Then I respect you.’ So I think it goes both ways, and then the respect just keeps generating and building.”
Alex Cooper: “It’s like just having an understanding that yes, things didn’t work out, but we have these beautiful children, so to maintain love there for the kids is beautiful.”
Zooey Deschanel: “Yeah. He’s a fantastic dad. I’m so lucky that he’s my kids’ dad.”
Zooey Deschanel says she didn’t expect men to hate Summer in '500 Days of Summer' simply because she didn’t want a relationship with Tom
"I was really shocked actually when it came out, because we all kind of had the point of view that this was kind of like they’re a little bit star-crossed."
"Like she’s in one place, he’s in another, and it’s all from his point of view, and you kind of see the tragedy of the fact that he wants more and she sees this as something passing and isn’t ready for this yet.”
“And then when it came out, all of a sudden... it wasn’t so much girls, but it was guys, they’d be like, ‘I fucking hate you, Summer.’ I would be like, ‘Whoa, wait a second.’
"I was shocked. I was like, ‘Wait, she’s very clear with him from the beginning.’ Like, what more do you want from her?"
"So she has to do what he wants, like, no matter what? I was just really surprised that that was the takeaway.”
“And I understand that sometimes people don’t know what to do with their emotions, and that probably they just felt like they were really shipping this couple."
"They’re like, we want them to be together, but she said, like, I don’t want anything.”
Zooey Deschanel says she was severely bullied and spat in the face for being overweight in 7th grade, then she suddenly transformed after losing 30 pounds and growing taller
“7th grade was the worst. I was similarly awkward but different. I was kind of chubby."
"Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It would have been fine if I hadn’t been ridiculed for that. And just an awkward person.
"I hadn’t quite figured out my personality yet, and all the friends that I had been friends with kind of splintered off into other groups and changed and were different, and not the same support situation. And then you have all your hormones and everything.”
"Well, separately, I had this one girl who bullied me really bad, who spit in my face. It was just awful."
"I remember her going, ‘You’re trying to act like you’re thin.’ Which now I’m like, this was the mid-’90s. Nobody would say that, I don’t think."
"But I remember her saying that to me and being like, am I trying to act like I’m thin? I don’t think so. I think I’m just acting like myself.”
“And I was like, ‘Uh, I don’t think so.’ And I also was like, why are you coming after me? I was trying to hide from her all the time.
"But yeah. I joined the swim team and I lost about 30 pounds over the year and then I grew six inches over the summer.
"And so when I came back I had a new lease on life, because in eighth grade everyone was like, ‘Are you the same person? You look really different.’ So it was kind of fortunate that my growth spurt happened in this weird...”
Alex Cooper: “That is literally like a movie. You walk in and you’re like, ‘I’m back bitches.’”
Zooey Deschanel: “I also wasn’t even aware, because I went to summer camp and I came back and then everyone was like, ‘You look totally different.’”
Florence Pugh says she buys a perfume for every character she plays and drew inspiration for East of Eden from a private photo collection of naked sex workers
Florence Pugh: “So, I find perfumes for every one of my characters. I go and buy a perfume that is their smell. And they’ll be smells I would never buy as me.”
"So I found this beautiful perfumery in New Zealand called Curionoir, and I found an amazing smell for her. I’d make playlists based off the different characters and the different vibes it would really help me get into certain scenes, ’cause there’s quite some hard scenes in the series.”
"And I found an amazing photography book that was from a photographer that took pictures of prostitutes during that time, and it was like a private kind of collection."
"And obviously, it was very expensive to take pictures at the time, so all of the girls are in their rooms, and they’re smiling, and they’re just giddy and running around naked."
"And it was just the most beautiful book because it’s obviously from the era and the women that we were telling the story about.”
Jimmy Fallon: “Wow.”
Florence Pugh: “So I found all of these little pieces that really gave me an idea of who she[Cathy] was and what it was like to live in that time. And, yeah, just truly an exhilarating experience playing her.”
Florence Pugh says Yelena only ended up in Brand New Day because Tom Holland chose her over Marvel’s biggest superheroes
“Oh, you know, this all happened because of Tom.
"So, years ago, when I had just kind of started my relationship with Marvel, and Black Widow had come out, and my Yelena wasn’t as obviously big as all of the other big superheroes.”
“He, on the red carpet of his previous movie, when someone said, ‘Who do you want to do the next movie with? Do you want it to be with Thor?’ And I don’t remember the superheroes, but they were, like, all massive superheroes.
"And he said, ‘No, actually, I want to, I want to do it with Florence Pugh, who plays Yelena.’”
“So because of that, fans were then, like, so excited about the idea of it, and that started the ball rolling. So thanks to Tom. Thank you, Tom.”
Jimmy Fallon: “Yeah. Come on. Thanks, Tom Holland. I love that dude.”
Amanda Seyfried says she was so immersed in playing Elizabeth Holmes that she studied all her public recordings because 'you can see everything' in them.
Jimmy Fallon: “Did you think the voice was going to be the thing? Did you think, ‘Oh, I could just do her?'
Did you see the documentary? How did you get into it?”
Amanda Seyfried: “I did it all. I also had deposition tapes of just a static camera on her while she’s being questioned from the SEC.”
Jimmy Fallon: “Fascinating character.”
Amanda Seyfried: “Yeah, and you see a lot. I mean, you see everything in those tapes.
"And I also did a lot of watching every YouTube video that was ever recorded of her on stage. And, you know, of course, I watched everything and listened to everything."
"The Carreyrou book on Audible and The Dropout podcast, of course, which this is based on. Man, I couldn’t get enough. It was the most fun ever."
Jimmy Fallon: “And is it true that, ’cause I remember the documentary, watching that, a lot of her friends were like, ‘Yeah, that kind of really was never her voice.’ And then her eyes, she just started not blinking. She read that in some book, like if you blink, it’s a sign of weakness or something.”
Amanda Seyfried: “Yeah, something like that. Like, you’re not listening, or like just really, I’m invested in you. I want to know what you’re saying.”
Jimmy Fallon: “So she would just not blink, and she would come and just stare and not blink. And I was like, ‘Oh, my gosh, it’s fascinating.’”
Kim Kardashian says she caught her boyfriend cheating during her birthday dinner, and Jennifer Lawrence immediately asks if she married him 😂
Jennifer Lawrence: “Who of all of your sisters lost their virginity first?”
Kim Kardashian: “Probably me.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Really? I thought you were going to say Kourtney.”
Kim Kardashian: “No, it wasn’t Kourtney.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Have you ever been cheated on?”
Kim Kardashian: “Yes.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “How did you find out?”
Kim Kardashian: “My hacking skills.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Nice!”
Kim Kardashian: “Yeah. I got into the voicemail thing. And it was on my birthday. I was at dinner with all of my best friends. Put it on speaker, wondering like where my boyfriend was. His voicemail, he was flying in town to meet another girl on my birthday, lied to me that he was in a different city.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh my god, that’s like a Taylor Swift song! Oh my god, that’s awful, I’m sorry that happened. Did you marry him?”
Kim Kardashian reveals Kanye’s weirdest habit and says they were a normal couple who watched Family Feud before going to bed, Jennifer Lawrence gave her the craziest response 😂😂
Jennifer Lawrence: “Okay, what is the weirdest thing Kanye does?”
Kim Kardashian: “He falls asleep anywhere. It’s like we’ll be at a meeting, or like he’ll introduce me to people I’ve never met before, we’ll be at a restaurant, and he’ll be snoring at the table.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “I wish I had that. Do you guys have like normal couple things where you argue over who to hire to take the garbage out every day?”
Kim Kardashian: “We are super normal. We watch Family Feud every night before we fall asleep.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh my god. That’s like overly normal. I watch you guys to fall asleep.
Kim Kardashian reveals Kanye’s weirdest habit and says they were a normal couple who watched Family Feud before going to bed, Jennifer Lawrence gave her the craziest response 😂😂
Jennifer Lawrence: “Okay, what is the weirdest thing Kanye does?”
Kim Kardashian: “He falls asleep anywhere. It’s like we’ll be at a meeting, or like he’ll introduce me to people I’ve never met before, we’ll be at a restaurant, and he’ll be snoring at the table.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “I wish I had that. Do you guys have like normal couple things where you argue over who to hire to take the garbage out every day?”
Kim Kardashian: “We are super normal. We watch Family Feud every night before we fall asleep.”
Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh my god. That’s like overly normal. I watch you guys to fall asleep.
Cardi B says her grandma always knew she’d be a superstar, although she wasn't so pretty or talented and didn't fit in with her family
“I always felt like I was going to be a superstar. And it’s so weird because my grandma, she has like a lot of grandkids, but she always used to tell me that.
"And it’s like, ‘Why you always used to tell... Like, I don’t understand why she used to tell me that all the time.’ Like, I used to be like a little black sheep."
"I used to like nag a lot. I have like cousins that they’re very pretty. They have beautiful, beautiful eyes. They just stand out so much."
"And it’s not that I don’t stand out. It’s just like, out of everybody my grandma used to be like, ‘You going to be a superstar. You need to practice how to sing because you’re going to be a superstar.’”
“And I just knew I was meant to be something. Like, for some reason me and my sister, we have like really strong personalities. And I feel like the things that they used to tell me, they would tell her the same thing, too."
"Like, all my teachers, all my friends, they going to be like, ‘You going to be somebody. You going to be somebody someday.’ But I always used to wonder, like, ‘What is my calling?’”
“’Cause I used to like acting in school, but I’m not a good actress. I used to like singing, but I’m not the greatest singer. Like, from the pack, from the school, I’m not the greatest singer."
"Like, if I would audition for a play, they would pick somebody else because they sing better than me. Or they would pick somebody else because they act better than me."
"And then it’s like, oh, people used to like, ‘You’re so funny.’ But it’s like, I’m not a comedian. I am naturally funny, but I can’t see it as my job. Just my mouth. This is just me being me.”
“So, it’s like, ‘What is my calling?’ And I always wonder, ‘What is my calling?’ That everybody say that it’s like, ‘You’re going to be somebody.’ But what am I going to be? I don’t know."
"And God gave it to me. God showed it to me. And God really did give it to me. And here I am. And I just can’t believe that millions of [expletive] people know me.”

