Just found out the Albertsons app has been accessing my health data for the last year but whatever I don’t even care anymore
It’s incredible that anyone whose ever been in trumps close orbit since the 1970s has been consistently annihilated but everyone keeps trying to attach themselves to him thinking they’ll be the exception
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right now to me “generational wealth” means enough to get Chinese food two or three times with my gf
The solar salesmen at Costco ignore me because of the way I carry myself they know I am not a homeowner
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Boyfriend got a “scrub daddy”. It’s odd having another masculine presence in the house. It’s boyfriend, Salami, me, and scrub daddy now. It’s a lot of intense, masculine energy 24/7.
I’m highly autistic but my hyper fixation since I was young was getting really good at socializing so I’m actually pretty chill and neurotypical passing
Selling my gaming PC with RTX 5080 after hearing the Jensen Huang news, the high fidelity graphics are making me sick knowing that it is going into the pockets of a cheater
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[Watching AI video of two squirrels cuddling during a thunderstorm.] They are safe there, nothing can harm them as long as they have each other. [My phone dies and for the first time in my life I am confronted by my own reflection, I try to swipe away]
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Not to get too political, but do any red states have BBQ that competes with blue states?
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if I were dating an artsy film girl I would send this to her, captioned "us." but I'm not. so what's even the point.
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Why the fuck would I ever step out of my comfort zone it's literally called the comfort zone























