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Ben Jack

@sparksofben

Sometimes I need 281 characters. This isn't one of those times.

 London, England
Joined February 2011
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Rob B@RobBfromDerbyNov 13
“ I am today resigning as Microsoft’s head of international outage protection”
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Ethan Brooks
@alt_w_v_gNov 13
Just let me know which one I should restart
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@MSFT365StatusNov 12
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’re opening all available pathways to restore service, as our actions taken thus far have not provided the anticipated relief. We found a core process on affected servers is becoming overwhelmed, causing capacity loss. To validate a potential recovery, we're isolating a portion of infrastructure, restarting affected components, and reintroducing traffic to confirm the services remain stable before applying the change more broadly. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as status.cloud.microsoft if the admin center is not available to you.
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Texas is gray for five more seconds, before flooding beautiful, beautiful, unmistakable, Lake LBJ blue.
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History, huh? Bet we could make some.
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Thirsty pics
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RT @MarvelStudios: All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Cha…
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Some people need to realise that politics isn’t endless quarrelling 24/7, 365 days per year.
Chris Rose (@ArchRose90) profile pictureChris Rose
@ArchRose90Oct 22
This is something you would expect a former PM with spare time on their hands to do, not the sitting PM. Such an unserious man.
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Ryan@ryanopinesOct 19
This is clever comms. It is ridiculous how much things cost to build. Completely ridiculous
Kemi Badenoch (@KemiBadenoch) profile pictureKemi Badenoch
@KemiBadenochOct 19
Cliveden House burnt down in 1849. The architect behind Parliament rebuilt it in two years. Now, Parliament has spent over a decade just planning its own repairs. What happened to the country that built things? 👇
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Grindr already exists
Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) profile pictureSpencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianOct 20
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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God forbid you have a hobby.
BBC London (@BBCLondonNews) profile pictureBBC London
@BBCLondonNewsOct 19
Bikes 'not for jousting,' says Lime after duel video ➡️ bbc.in/4ibIlTe
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Replying to @ismaeldurank
Every day, all day.
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Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it. Pull the trigger & open twitter on a packed train. Good luck everybody else.
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Jeff Conway
@jeffconwayOct 9
My dear friend @jonmchu, I am ECSTATIC that “Crazy Rich Asians” is coming back with more stories as a @hbomax series, BUT if my favorite movie character of all-time, Astrid aka Gemma Chan, isn’t returning in some capacity, I just can’t!
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Blair@vanillabun777Oct 4
you guys don’t ignore people enough, that’s why you are stressed all the time
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Replying to @ismaeldurank
Yes. Next question.
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What is the Chinese bbq pulled pork sandwich recipe? 😋
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Arrived in Frankfurt. I have a feeling this place is up to no good. Team Rocket a little too open about their hq?
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"Then get us 2 regular bears, a bucket white paint, a bucket of black paint, bam bam next case"
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@PolymarketSep 24
JUST IN: Xi Jinping announces China will send 2 giant pandas to Zoo Atlanta, calling them an “envoy of friendship” during his meeting with Trump.
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According to folklore, you can only balance an egg upright on two days out of the entire year, the March & September equinox. The belief relies on the gravitational pull of the sun, as on the day of the equinox, appears directly over the planet's equator.
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