Mostly fandom, sometimes posts about toys and paper marbling. 30+. She/her.
Joined February 2020
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In the interest of trying to break free of this app once and for all, I'm dusting off my 🟦☁️ account (sparrowshift.bsky.social, I have a few invites if anyone wants them).
I also created a substack for moviecraftytoy stuff if anyone is interested. sparrowisobsessedwith.substa…
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Because of the discord hosting situation, beardonkadonk images are broken on AO3 for now. You can still get the gist because of the alt-text, but I'm coming off private so everyone can access the original.
(I'm on the other app these days mostly!)
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Here's the thread again (still incomplete, unfortunately!) nitter.gq/sparrowshift/status/14…
BEARDONKADONK: a textfic
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Rey and Ben are park rangers. Rey finds a bear she thinks looks exactly like Ben... much to Ben's displeasure.
But Rey just knows this bear is going to be the champion of Fat Bear Week. #beardonkadonkfic
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Pst if you're wanting to know where I went I'm on the other app there's some decent content there (aka rambles about stupid stuff)
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I joined a FB mom group in my city, hoping for daycare recommendations and maybe some mild parenting opinion drama but instead every question is like this.
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Lmao this old man from the mosque just said a few words in Arabic to my FIL then pulled out his wallet and shoved $100 in cash into baby Sparrow's car seat, where baby Sparrow was sitting. Just a generous tip for being a baby I guess?
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Oh no baby Sparrow has been struggling with the transition from my mom to nanny and the nanny just asked me if he is generally a crier...and I had to find a delicate way to say, actually, he's usually very happy. I just said something about transitions being hard?
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I know he's just struggling to get used to a new person when his parents and grandma aren't there. But it sucks for everyone involved. And I feel like I bait and switched the nanny because he was an angel on day 1 and I told her he generally is very happy.
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Rey resigns with a "I'm out of here, motherfuckers" and normally cranky sullen Ben stands up and gives an incredibly heartfelt speech about how wonderful she is and how her brilliant work will be missed. Everyone else: "...wait did Rey even ever work with him?"
OMG the leadership guy I kind of hated just announced his resignation in the department meeting and a random staff member just made an impromptu emotional goodbye speech in front of everyone and God and I have terrible Zoom poker face.
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OMG the leadership guy I kind of hated just announced his resignation in the department meeting and a random staff member just made an impromptu emotional goodbye speech in front of everyone and God and I have terrible Zoom poker face.
Pov you swore you were going to fold ornaments to keep from falling asleep at 8pm but then you forgot the paper cutter so now you're staring at your marbled paper with dead eyes
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My friend is going through doctor ethics training and it's full of useless non-graphs like this, I'm dying.
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Me: so I've been really getting into slime molds -
Mr Sparrow: no.
Me: hmmm...but what if...
Him: you're going to forget to feed it once and it's going to roam the house in search of food.
Me: okay, maybe that's a fair assessment.
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