I dabble in a little bit of everything.
Tampa, FL
Joined November 2010
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It appears my relationship with @twitter only exists in times of crisis. Update: Crisis with @Pinterest averted and all is right with the world.
Stephanie Andrews retweeted
I needed to make a video for New Light but nobody could agree on a budget. (MUSIC INDUSTRY amirite?) So I went to a place downtown and made this with a company that usually does birthday and Bar Mitzvah videos. Link: smarturl.it/NewLightVideo
More things I’ll never say about wind: “thanks for blowing directly into my phone so no one on the other end can hear me.”
Things I’ll never say about wind: “thanks for blowing my napkin away onto the ground and/or into my food.”
Stephanie Andrews retweeted
I’m actually very curious about lil tay.
Like who is she,where are her parents, why does she have so much money,why is she in a chief keef song, why does she have a car but she 9,why is she with Vicky and fighting catch me outside girl
Why can’t I find this information on google? – at Mississauga, Ontario
REJOICING 🙌🏼 nitter.gq/time/status/9820011961…
I would like to be able to rule land and sea, so if scientists could focus more on mermaid genetics that would be cool.
Stephanie Andrews retweeted
i’d like to issue a formal apology for the number of deviled eggs i’ll be consuming today it was never my intention to cause anyone harm but i can’t make any promises