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old man in the store just went up to his wife and said “little bird ? i’m ready to flutter when u are” and then they left together. #stealingthat
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If dumping excessive amounts of cinnamon sugar onto my food was illegal ARREST ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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way before we even started dating i was always wagging my tail when i got a notification from her
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How it feels hearing your family fight downstairs while you talk to your online friends
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every gift guide is like Perhaps a $100 Mahogany Spoon Rest for Mom ? and for Dad, a bottle of bourbon :) girls like kitchen & boys like drink .
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when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭
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Why the fuck would I ever step out of my comfort zone it's literally called the comfort zone
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you're still drinking beers with queers but you could come by and share some wine with a nine
scrolling through my retweets like damn all these tweets are so good.. someone should really retweet these
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Sometimes you meet your friend’s new bf and think: He must be pretty cool in a way that is simply not known to me at this point in time.






























