james marriott enthusiast. incredibly rygos pilled. @puppyygrace

22 he/him germany
Joined May 2018
talk to me!! (+ more info) ~> spiderydrive.straw.page be my friend!! :) ~> boxd.it/9KjXF ~> srlzd.com/u/noahcrescent other socials!! ~> instagram @/theoceanburned ~> tiktok @/the.ocean.burned
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they all have names now thank you for indulging me this was fun <3
five bats are still in the need of a name, so if you haven't named one yet and would like to do so, you can!
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five bats are still in the need of a name, so if you haven't named one yet and would like to do so, you can!
okay we're doing this now if you want to name one of the bats, leave the name in the comments. you can choose a bat (crossed out ones are taken) or i will choose it if you don't mind which :)
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i'm trying to think of who hasn't named a bat yet. @616GOSLING have you named a bat yet i don't remember
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noah is lost in the night🦇🩸 retweeted
“i would kill for you.” “i would die for you.” well i would release a single after a 17 year hiatus for you, that’s dedicated to you, and put you on the cover of said single
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funny how in fandom discourse it’s always “AROACE PEOPLE CAN STILL DATE” so people can freely ship aroace character but when an actual real aroace person says “i wouldn’t be opposed to dating someone” suddenly it’s a flood of people yelling “you’re not REALLY aroace then”
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noah is lost in the night🦇🩸 retweeted
The People Have Spoken
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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drinking the best hot chocolate in the world (my mum made it) (with almond milk so i don't get a tummy ache) (my cat is cuddling with me)
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also just a terrible picture of him you're not even selling this well #shouldhavebeenshawnhatosy
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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nevermind why is chr*s pr*tt on my screen i cant stomach him right now will watch it some other time
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need to watch a movie... preferably one i've never seen before
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you guys are not ready i added more lights i'm so obsessed i have Peaked. i can't ever move out.
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noah is lost in the night🦇🩸 retweeted
ryan gosling is younger and sexier
#NoahWyle is PEOPLE’s 2026 #SexiestManAlive! Watch our video interview in the #PeopleApp, and read the full issue two days early as a #PeopleVIP. bit.ly/4kjhXcw 📷️: Jeff Lipsky
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noah is lost in the night🦇🩸 retweeted
divas Nina Gademan 🦁
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me 🤝 saying "we are so back" about literally anything ever
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a bunch of my random posts have bookmarks is someone creating a cancel thread on me. what would you cancel me for, having whimsy and loving my friends?
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/j don't cancel me for jumping to conclusions
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sending my friends dms about naming a bat because it's important to me
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