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spilt chips™

@spilt_chips

amateur gynaecologist, part time clay pigeon. full time dickhead.

 England
Joined February 2009
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SIR BOBBY. FOREVER LOVED. FOREVER SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE #MUFC
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Was a game of sections. Some good play, some awful. However. Roberts was bit rubbish today.
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The last post and minute’s silence was quite moving. Although I was in tenterhooks with some of the notes that got made
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Few sausage finger incidents there. On tenterhooks. And also horn not got
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I’ve just seen the worst decision in the history of football
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Looked dodgy for first 20 mins, just couldn’t get or keep the ball. Been excellent since the goal.
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Rise of the Rockstar Chef is amazing. Mesmerising.
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Now I need a hug. Now I need a love. And I really wish you were here.
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I am like a bird I don’t only score away. I know where my heart is I know where my heart is
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It’s been said a lot recently. But! For my own sanity I have to say: those who asked which players had improved under Davies? Pretty much all of them.
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Apex 0.92 last 3 months as igl. Will 1.23 last 3 months as igl 🤷‍♂️
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Proclaimers ace as ever tonight. Love the Manchester Apollo as a venue.
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Looking like one thing Jame can’t save is his hairline
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Balouis Donowa #BluesDisney
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I've been experiencing two malapropisms at work that are adversley affecting my mental health. "spag bowl" instead of spag bol....and "skip run" instead of Tip run. Sweet baby Jebus.
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Nice for Dimmy to score. He’s tried that 975 times in last two years.
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Chris Skudder@chris_skudderOct 13
Blues need to up intensity. This is exactly the kind of home game that’s tripped us up in recent seasons. Great v better teams, not so v strugglers. Where’s the desire from Hawthorns?
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Priske. 2 goals please, you’re the bees knees but so am I.
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"Hey, I'm just doing my job. You give me that juris-my-dick-tion crap, you can cram it up your ass."
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