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performer & teacher @TICImprov 🎭 data goblin @ work 👩‍💻 'effortlessly likeable' as a performer, hopefully also as a person 🏳️‍🌈 she/they

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Joined May 2009
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we did it kids
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Alexander Cameltoe
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Best plural forms ranked: 1) internal (tours de force, culs-de-sac) 2) ending in -i (magi) 3) is to es (oases) 4) suppletive (people) 5) vowel changes (geese) 6) f to ves (thieves) 7) adding en (oxen) 8) no change (moose) 9) adding es, ies (boxes, babies) 10) adding s
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my toxic trait is i genuinely believe i could pull hannah einbinder
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Cristina retweeted
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oh my god I am so devastated, RIP to an absolute legend and my most wholesome teenage celebrity crush 😭😭😭 Sam Neill you will never be forgotten 💔
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Bokoblin-Manuel Miranda
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periodic reminder of Hot Fiancèe
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When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:
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using the :P emoji was such a core part of my lexicon pre-2010 and I don't think I've truly reckoned with how much was taken from me because I have barely used it since, we have lost our way and our whimsy, like nothing truly encapsulates this feeling in the same way that He Does
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when you have ur titties out that's called the cleveland show
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have you ever seen a sadder or more triangular boy?
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mamma mia, here I go again my, my, how can I resist you?
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I have literally the hottest fiancèe
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Toot Toot Truganina Big Red Car
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“you better not be spreading yourself too thin” me:
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she said "yes, obviously!!!!!" 💍✨🌈
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BREAKING GAY NEWS!!!!! 💍🌈
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your 20s are for beating compulsory heterosexuality and realizing you’re a lesbian
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