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mental gymnast, trying to make doors where there were once walls

Joined January 2026
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Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick.
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UK government deciding what to ban today
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban under-16s from eBay, Vinted and Depop over fears their messaging features allow adults to groom children
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rare aesthetic : you're trying to hold back your tears in public and all the lights look like this
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This is about the surveillance state.
Replying to @JackDunc1
Not seen many people consider this yet. The choice of sentence length gives the gov lawful basis to use the snooping laws to monitor content creators
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If you're unsure what's happening here, the government is planning to exploit the Online Safety Act and use monitoring tools to spy on your porn habits. Clearly they are gonna use this to silence their critics and register them as sex offenders for watching unauthorised porn.
Replying to @JackDunc1
Not seen many people consider this yet. The choice of sentence length gives the gov lawful basis to use the snooping laws to monitor content creators
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there it is. just like the osa was never about protecting kids and all about creating the foundations for digital id, the blowjob laws arent about womens safety but about creating a legal pretext for invasive surveillance
Replying to @JackDunc1
Not seen many people consider this yet. The choice of sentence length gives the gov lawful basis to use the snooping laws to monitor content creators
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They've basically put every onlyfans creator in the country on a government watchlist???
Replying to @JackDunc1
Not seen many people consider this yet. The choice of sentence length gives the gov lawful basis to use the snooping laws to monitor content creators
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Louise Fishman, Untitled, 2001
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in alabama, a trans woman can sit on the state legislature… in burnham’s britain, she can’t even sit on somebody’s face
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UK Government be like: NO VIDEO GAMES, NO SOCIAL MEDIA, NO PORN, NO SEX, NO JOBS, NO AFFORDABLE HOUSING, NO FOOD, NO WATER, NO GOOD WEATHER, NO WORKING TRANSPORT
UKs Online Safety Minister has announced all in-game chat will be placed behind an ID gate. Cutting of teenagers from the ability to socialise, risking the cybersecurity of gamers and driving up costs for Gaming industry gamersvoice.org/uk-gaming-re… #SaveOurGames #Stopkillinginternet
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defund all public services & youth clubs and give teenagers nothing to do except be online, then ban them from being online, and then ban them from speaking to their friends online. masterful gambit from the uk government i have to say
UKs Online Safety Minister has announced all in-game chat will be placed behind an ID gate. Cutting of teenagers from the ability to socialise, risking the cybersecurity of gamers and driving up costs for Gaming industry gamersvoice.org/uk-gaming-re… #SaveOurGames #Stopkillinginternet
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Gerhard Richter, Abstraktes Bild, 1991
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Christian Kruck, Inseln mit gelben Wolken in der Adria, 1967
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Marcelle Loubchansky, Le nouage rouge, ca. 1950
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The sea shore is objectively the worst place for her to sell seashells. its called supply and demand. read a book
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“Face-sitting without obstructing breathing is unlikely to be prohibited.” You should be making my rent affordable. You should be providing me opportunities for my future. Instead you’re dictating whether I can record bush on my face
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I sometimes hate that the last third of my life has consisted almost exclusively of sitting around looking at my phone. but then I think of how my ancestors lived, sat around looking at potatoes or something. compared to them I am winning, and winning big.
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Sheats–Goldstein Residence at night, by John Lautner, Los Angeles, California
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In a weird way, everybody is rooting for you. When you go to a job interview, the interviewer wants you to be amazing so they don’t have to look anymore. when you go on a date, the person wants to have an amazing date with you. If you make a piece of content, people want to see amazing pieces of content and they have no problem if it’s yours. the instant you get into the mindset that people want you to do well, your entire world gets better. And you’ll be shocked to know this pattern keeps repeating in different areas of life.
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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