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samantha 🐛

@split_splitting

worn and molded-over

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Joined October 2009
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Idk if I’m the best at picking hospital visit attire
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Love the hospital so much I just can’t stay away
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Breaking my fingers trying to hit “not now” so hard every time I open discord
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I hosted a swap event today
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Wait hold on I take it back
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I cannot keep up with mcr anymore for my own health I have to pretend nothing is happening
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I don’t know who all the problematic celebrities are I don’t know anything about anything that’s happening ever all I know is fat baby hand in oats
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You’re doing it wrong
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Love when this happens
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New shirt alert
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We had a 3 am poop party last night and then he passed out before I could even swaddle him. Thinking about the person who said a 12 year old could do my job. I fucking wish a 12 year old would have cleaned up the amount of shit I cleaned up last night. I will pay one to do it
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