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Hawkeye Curtiss

@spoitus

Dog dad to @St_DaveGrowl. Human dad to Zach and Lindsay. Average drummer. fan of all things Hawkeyes, Cubs, and Vikings. Frequent user of cuss words and sarcasm

 Cedar Rapids, IA
Joined August 2010
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This is pure gold. Just outstanding.
Ryan Paris (@RyanParis04) profile pictureRyan Paris@RyanParis04Sep 26
On the call with @KRUISports student radio for Iowa’s game winning TD vs Michigan. Unreal.
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One of my favorite conversations with my daughter. Birds hate her.
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Dave is super happy to wish everyone a happy holidays!
Dave Growl (@St_DaveGrowl) profile pictureDave Growl@St_DaveGrowl14 Dec 2025
This is humiliating. I better get extra treats for this. PS, I’m hungry.
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AJ EPENESA!!!
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Bowling Green’s unofficial mascot, Pudge might be the best thing ever
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King Dave.
Dave Growl (@St_DaveGrowl) profile pictureDave Growl@St_DaveGrowl7 Oct 2025
Please hurry and finish assembling my breakfast, peasant. Don’t forget my morning slice of cheese. PS, I’m hungry.
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Happy national dog day!
Dave Growl (@St_DaveGrowl) profile pictureDave Growl@St_DaveGrowl26 Aug 2025
Happy national dog day! Celebrate me! PS, I’m hungry.
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Big fella turned 4 yesterday! He’s the goodest boy! @St_DaveGrowl
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Woof, indeed.
Dave Growl (@St_DaveGrowl) profile pictureDave Growl@St_DaveGrowl20 May 2025
Woof, mofos. Ps, I’m hungry.
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COOOOOP!!!!
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Simply don’t understand the Jan hate. She’s halfway through her first season as a head coach. Were these same people giving her accolades when the team was winning and the free throws were falling? And now people are also coming for Beth?? WTF??
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I would like to thank the pop tart bowl for introducing me to strawberry milkshake pop tarts. As if I needed another got damn pastry vice.
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Dave Growl@St_DaveGrowl25 Dec 2024
Merry Christmas!! Ps, I’m hungry.
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lol. My mom who knows nothing about football: ”Why is Iowa state wearing black? That makes no sense.” Spot on, mom.
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Puka Nacua’s hair is glorious and deserves its own stat sheet.
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Bad day to be a Busch Light
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I’m hoping a homemade tenderloin helps heal the pain.
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Today is national get funky day. Seems like the perfect day for a Hawks win. In which case, I shall get funky.
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As a lifelong Vikings fan, I’m not used to these virtually stress-free games. I could get used to this.
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