getting equipment to illegally start a radio station with a signal so strong it overpowers every other local radio purely so i can pretend to be the weather man
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Younger siblings tend to use claw attacks to inflict as much bleed damage as possible, playing the long game, ticking healthbars down, while elders try and use blunt attacks to pacify with overwhelming speed & force as to end the encounter as soon as possible
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You should only have three photographs of yourself max #ThomasPynchonMindset
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Basically no one is talking about the fact that Nathan Fielder intentionally deceives people into believing that a series of still images projected in quick succession is actually a “moving picture”
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Chicago is great but its problems are obvious: it was built over soggy marshland and, to this day, ancient amphibians, pale salamanders the size of train cars and toads the size of houses, slumber in the soft mud beneath the water table. One day, those monsters will wake up.
If you’re ever in a situation, the important thing is not to panic. Situations, while regrettable, happen every day.
I would’ve been an actor but they don’t let you eat snacks during scenes unless your character’s eating snacks, and those roles are hard to get unless you know someone because everyone wants to eat snacks. I also would’ve been a musician but same deal during songs. Modeling, too.
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Replying to @baltic_dan @teethofangels
You’re actually copying me in that regard. Probably because you have no internal life
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Garth from Wayne's World would;d have enjoyed being alive today. You can post that Bugs Bunny in drag is attractive to you on here and get thousands of likes. It's a shame he died in Iraq.
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is it the lame type of gambling like online sports betting or the cool type like hanging out at the horsetrack in a dirty windbreaker
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Should do it gacha style so you're never sure which one you're going to get until the movie starts. You've seen the start of the Paul one seven times, just groaning, stomping out and buying a ticket to the 7:15 show starting in a bit, praying you finally get the rare Ringo drop
The Beatles biopics producer explains the idea behind releasing all four movies at once in 2028:
"We want people to be able to experience them in the cinema during the same period. Now that doesn't necessarily mean we're thinking that people will go and see all four films on the same day, but you know within the same month you might see one a week, or you might see one one weekend to the next, one the next. However you you see it, I think our hope is that people will see all four films.
You know they they stand alone as individual stories of each of those four men, but they they have a cumulative power, which I think is is greater than the sum of the parts. You know, the Beatles are simply the I think the greatest band in in history, and you know we're trying trying to do our best to do them justice, so hence the four films. I don't think there's probably another band that you could legitimately say you wanted to see four films for."
variety.com/2026/more/news/t…
I have that high-functioning insanity. It’s the low-functioning of my sanity that’s really the problem.
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Tried wearing a hat today, but everyone saw through the charade and noticed i‘m not a hat guy.
Children pointed and laughed, the bold among them even threw rocks at me.






















