Replying to @springfever @chrisrock
How it started / How it’s going
Replying to @_chrisgarcia
@_chrisgarcia HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎈🎊 We are thinking of you here in NYC! Partying with green juice like real adults in the mid-afternoon. cc @seankeane
This is love 💗! Me, “I need some things from The Container Store but it’s snowing. Him, “I’ll go.” SWOON
Here’s one way to reduce plastic. Get rid of the rake! It’s the least used toy in toy history. #nomorerakes #plasticfree #stopmakingrakes
I feel like The Office is out of place in this search result @netflix
Replying to @ericsteuer
Wrong ring light. This ring light comes in three sizes (all too obnoxiously awkward in size to fold and tuck away... and I do own all three sizes). I use the large one the most, just to justify how much square footage it takes up in my apartment.
Replying to @zmack
Bc a power outage in a heat wave is kinda maybe going to happen
Replying to @brendonwalsh
#Imwidher Her platform is chocolate for breakfast, an end to bedtime and BandAids for all.
I find myself saying,“Lucy is not a Unicorn!” all too often. #momlife
2020 Democratic hopeful (Please call her President Princess Anna) #potus #TheFutureIsFemale #2020PresidentialElection
Replying to @sarahcpr
Let’s keep it clean 🧼... save the sexy show for @spudtrooper ... plus, it’s -12 degrees outside and this is how you should be dressed right now.
Irene from the MTV’s Real World Seattle. I got hit on tv and everyone wondered what happened to me. #MyFavoriteOneHitWonders PS Here’s me at Christmas with my kiddo. PPS I don’t age @BunimMurray @MTVNEWS @susie_meister

















