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➡️ Moved to https://nitter.gq/t.co/ANfbGWAYh0

Glen Ellyn, IL
Joined April 2007
I post my photos to Bluesky bsky.app/profile/spudart.bsk…
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For over 15 years, I’ve maintained two primary social media handles, @spudart and @mattmaldre. Now I'm streamlining my digital presence by adopting @spudart as my one true handle. Thoughts in my blog post about maintaining multiple online handles: spudart.org/blog/merging-mat…
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I'm on Blue Sky! You can follow me at bsky.app/profile/spudart.bsk…
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Today is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day AND National Coloring Book Day. #NationalColoringBookDay #IceCreamSandwichDay Here's a printable image that you can color.
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The Thorne Miniature rooms now appear in every new Chrome tab. I modified @artinstitutechi's #ArtTab extension.
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One thing I learned this winter: when there is snow on the ground, always carry a bag of carrots in your pocket.
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Even if you don't build a snowman, the carrots in your pocket will make for a nice snack.
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If I had the yellow paint used on pencils I would: • Paint a canvas all yellow, then draw on it with a pencil • Paint a box all yellow, and store your pencils in it. • Paint a pen to look like a pencil. • Paint an Optimus Prime toy to look like Bumblebee.
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I have magical pockets. Crumbled paper sometimes comes from my pockets; other times my pockets yield origami butterflies swarmapp.com/wheresspudart/c…
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Why are snowmen always built with their arms in the air? People don't stand around with their arms raised up. Some of my next snowmen will have their arms lowered down like normal people.
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After sticking the arms pointing down, I realize why people put the arms pointing up. When the arms are pointing down, it's much easier for the arms to fall out.
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