crisis actor | @spugDDR
Massachusetts, USA
Joined April 2009
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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Storm 2026 was my first CEO, and it changed my life forever.
I can't thank everyone involved enough. I've never been so inspired. See you next year ❤️
#CEO2026
Very cool thank you doctor Mike Israel
Proudly wearing my @PalantirTech swag that @eliano was kind enough to send me! I love the company, the mission, and the philosophy of defending THE GOOD GUYS.
Having been a Former Fat myself it’s so funny seeing this happen and knowing these guys always think “they beat it” and then go on to be more insecure than when they were fat
Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad
“I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’”
“If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up”
“My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”
And it’s been me! It’s kind of a litmus test of how much you suck as a person whether or not you are capable of actually addressing the fat kid that permanently lives inside of your brain
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I see people dunking on this but like look around. To like 98% of people this is the dream. The podcast circuit is dominated by ceos, opportunists, stolen valor pillheads, rise and grind vampires, war criminals, the cia, and military contractors. We shouldn’t know who most of these people are. It shouldn’t matter who the new autonomous drone manufacturer ceo is but these are the things people aspire to be when the only thing left is rape. It’s a rape economy. There’s no art but there’s lots of raping and killing and bombing. Everyone wants to be like Kevin OLeary and hold the shiny object and weep. Not because it’s beautiful but because all the good in our world was sacrificed for it. And now there’s nothing left
Kevin O’Leary says he wept when Rolex gave him a watch even its own staff had never seen.
“Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast. Does it exist? I got on my knees and begged for it.”
“The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there.’ And there it was.”
“The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. All the dealers from around LA came to see it.”
“For an hour we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. We just looked at it and said, ‘It’s real.’”
“I did, and I wore it. I was weeping. It was mine. I own it. Do you know how many people have that piece? Maybe nobody.”
The mix on the new FRP record is awesome because if you listen to it on phone speakers it sounds like it was recorded in a glass Coke bottle, but on big speakers it sounds like it was recorded in the center of the earth
you don’t understand, when I liked berserk and going to the gym 10 years ago it wasn’t performative and gay yet
I'm going to learn how to hakken in secret until I'm nasty with it and then just bust it out randomly one day and everyone will be like "damn he's movin"