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If anyone's interested in some bingjie pussy it is up early on p@tre0n πβ¬
#svsss
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Kidz Bop version of Nicole Kidman would be like every single night I pray that my friends are all alright..
The headcanon of ivantill fans that he's bisexual (despite having no canonical narrative confirmation of his attraction to men) is the single remaining smokescreen to the fact that in canon, he's really just a straight man pining over a lesbian these days
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Ivan is a very interesting character ppl who say he isnt are kidding themselves
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typical friend group sa corporate πππ
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did you guys know that bunnies stomp their little feet if they are unhapy and stressed?
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everyone is being weird about this but boys have been moaning out loud in class, commenting on female teachers bodies, and making gross remarks to their faces since the beginning of time so i feel like this isnβt crazy to say
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Seeing ppl talk abiut wooivan good for yall if you have read any of my fics it will be very obvious what my second place ivan ship is (jacobivan). something something ivan with a gentle older man that spoils him and has endless patience so ivan is genuinely comfortable with him
Mizi using Ivan to make sua get jealous is just so good because it really just proves that ivan IS gay. She's only comfortable with him bec he doesn't hold any attraction towards her which is also why my closest male friends are only gay
In 2026 we nuke everyone who still says that uwu pure platonic teasing bromance is better than canon gay characters who actually show they're attracted to each other
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why straight relationships can be as sexual as possible on screen but gay people have to be platonic? i dont get it



























