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Jen

@squee_machine

Too weird to live, too rare to die. 🦇

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Joined January 2010
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Happy PadaChesticles Day to all who celebrate! 😀
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBase13 Dec 2024
Today is Friday the 13th.
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@hawsett4Nov 12
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I love banishing people from my realm. you displeased me for the last time.
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feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme
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essy@sellmeonitNov 9
it’s been almost a year and i remember when this dropped and i felt like i did five lines of coke i couldn’t even focus at work
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Bringing this vine back to the TL
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she was right. it’s a fucking damn cold night and i’m trying to figure out this fucking life.
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do you ever think about how the only time that dean flinched at the sound of a gunshot was when he watched his own fear play out in front of him or are you normal
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todos los caminos llevan a ya no querer contarle nada a nadie
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get yourself a man who can do both
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essy@sellmeonitNov 6
im sorry stranger things s5 bloopers but you will never be ✨her✨
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۟@ctrldoveNov 4
i finally understand how this feels.
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Let's make America feel like this again.
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THE Carolinas.
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it was this guy
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Taro (@Yuranagii) profile pictureTaro@YuranagiiOct 30
I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
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