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Kind of like sticking your tongue on a frozen lamp post. Cosmic justice. #toaster #homehandyman #DYI

Life Skills 101. #spitintothewind #spittingcontest #watermelon #spittingcartoon #ptooey

I had this toon printed on a bunch of mugs a great while back,hoping to sell them online. Now I feel guilty for not bothering to sell them. Sheesh. #guilt #chores #awomansworkisneverdone #drudgery #cleaningcartoon #guiltcartoon

I don’t have dentures so I don’t really know what the problems might be. But I have been known to hold a cell phone in my teeth. #dentures #fishing #fishingcartoon #fishingaccident ##bigonethatgotaway #fishstory

We are always outdone by our children. #swearing #expletive #watchyourlanguage #fword #tension #crap

I think that compared to stolen memories, lifted faces and pinched expressions, this one at least hassome food value. #poachedeggs #cookingeggs #eggs #breakfastcartoon #breakfast

I never lied to my kids when they were young and I’m suffering for it now. #childpsychology #eatyourveggies #unreasonablefears #becauseIsaidso

I have done this to my kids on occasion. Nobody really needs a cell phone to become distracted. #baddriver #stop #distraction #garagesale #yardsale #bargainhunter

I remember the day when I finally realized that my kids were MILES ahead of me. #cleanhouse #disasterarea #cleaningtips #cyclone #drudgery #mother

DIY is great … until it’s not. Choose your battles. #DIY #details #OCD #homerepair #handyman

And don’t tell me men aren’t influenced by specific cyclical events… shouting, gnashing of teeth, swearing… The World Cup: phenomenal! #PMS #meteorological #cycles #irritable

And yes, I used to think I understood my teenagers. Then I grew up. #translation #gurgle #babble #stomachnoise #stomach #cartoon #familycartoon #comics

Political correctness occasionally has its place. #yardwork #boredom #footinmouth #fauxpas #buildingcharacter

Ever get the feeling that you have miscalculated your audience? Like maybe you are at the symposium and they are at the racetrack? #airmiles #humanpotential #meaningoflife #evolution

Sometimes we just need lies. #nostalgia #rosecoloredglasses #flattery #goodolddays

Sometimes it’s just better to walk. #baddriver #helmetsafety #safedriving #crashtestdummy #sloppydriving

I have owned a lot of toasters in my life and not one has ever done the job with any semblance of decorum. I suspect it’s because, in all their past incarnations they were lawnmowers. #badtoaster #toasterfix #sparkplug #paralleluniverse #fixit #homehandyman #DIY

It used to be my kids who did this. Now it’s my husband. #snacking #breakfastforsupper #beforedinnersnack #lifeanddeath

Sometimes it sucks being white. That’s why we all spend the summer trying to be brown. #beachedwhale #whitesucks #whiteisbeautiful #hairywhitelegs #springsurprise