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OH @RepMattGaetz, it's SHOCKING you – an alleged pedophiliac sex-trafficker – would defend a man found liable for sex crimes! Who knew that you – a corrupt, crime-loving Congressman – would try to stop prosecution of the only candidate who would pardon you? 🤯 But if your attempts to thwart justice and make a buck off MAGA suckers fail, then you better watch your back – even closer than every young woman who comes near you! Because Jack Smith is a pro. He's been phenomenal on laying out this case. And I'm sure he'd be happy to go after you next. Sad News: The special counsel is NOT regulated by Congress. He reports only to the Attorney General Merrick Garland. And Garland will laugh in your clown face. But go ahead – still invite Jack Smith to the House Judiciary Committee, who may come just for fun! On national television, he'll lay out in full detail Trump's attempts to overthrow the government. And what happens to Trump in the polls when voters are reminded of January 6 on national TV? He drops... like your pants when you pass a high school prom. Here's some advice, since the whole "get Trump to pardon me" plan has zero chance: Tell Jack Smith he's done a fantastic job holding Trump accountable. Congratulate him on breaking up the Trump cult. And beg him for lessons on how to be a decent, ethical human being.

Dear @TedCruz: Should we deport your Dad? He fled oppression. He gave up everything to give his family a good life. He overstayed his visa. Yet the US granted him asylum... Just like all the other "illegals" you bash. But his only real crime was bringing you here. Because while your Dad's work ethic represented the best in America, you represent the worst. You demonize asylum seekers like him. You even wrote a bill to ship immigrants to Martha's Vineyard. Like your Dad, my father escaped his country, came to America, and created a world of hope for his kids. We love him for it, and repay him by helping build this nation of immigrants to be the best it can be – for everyone. You, on the other hand, repay your Dad by treating your fellow immigrants as pawns in your sick game – including HIM... on FATHER'S DAY. It sure looks like you're trying to get him deported. Should we? It would be an epic follow up to the biggest slap in the face you ever gave him – helping the guy who accused your Dad of assassinating JFK – Donald Trump – lead a coup to overthrow the country your father fought to stay in? But... sorry, Ted. Most of America is not as cruel as you. Your Dad sounds like he did the right thing. Let's keep him here. Instead, how about this? I'll give you $100 to put in your underwear, and then pay to ship you from our home state of Texas, and out to any place that will take you. Cuba? Canada? Cancun?