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virgin every other nhl mascot sober watching a fountain vs chad gritty drunk stripping and twerking in front of an audience
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It feels like we’re at the part of Squid Game when they all voluntarily decided to come back and play Squid Game.
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The people working on the website for the Spider-Man No Way Home ticket sale after it shuts down almost immediately after launching: #SpidermanNoWayHome #NoWayHome
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Vegas culture is not being able to go on a green light because so many people ran the red & are blocking the intersection
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It’s that time of year….BACK TO SCHOOL. Teachers, drop your AMAZON links below and Modern Rivals Family, Let’s help them fill their classrooms! #BacktoSchool #wishlists #teachers #filltheclassrooms
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When my washing machine beeps to let me know it’s done I’m like “And? Shut the fuck up. Now I’m gonna let wet clothes rot in you, beepy bitch”
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Remember it’s a marathon not a sprint. Until it becomes a sprint without any notice. Then a marathon again. Then you’re chased by a dog. Then fall down a hill. Then back to the marathon.
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million dollar idea:
an ice cream truck, but for hot dogs
can you imagine how cool it would be to be going about your day and suddenly hear the hook of 'More than a Feeling' blasting and a truck full of dollar hot dogs rolling down your street at 4 mph


































