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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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Cris Collinsworth: I was trying to download some scary movies this week and accidentally clicked one called The Hills Have Thighs. I tell ya Mike, it wasn't as scary as the one I wanted, but I still watched it twice. Mike Tirico: Huntley's pass falls incomplete.
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they should add a Not For You tab. i wanna see what the algorithm thinks i’d hate
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Ranking Gavin McKenna’s best NHL games: 1. Game 4 2. Game 3 3. Game 2 4. Game 1 There’s gotta be an explanation for this 🤔
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commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child
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Collinsworth- “Man how about these Flock cameras? I’m glad they didn’t have those in November of 1986. I hit a guy with my Buick outside of Portland. It was pouring rain. I never saw him. Still don’t know if he lived.” Tirico- “Goff’s pass is incomplete.”
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the girl with the pierogi tattoo
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The thrill of using a word in conversation when you’re only 60% sure what it means
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BREAKING: your fantasy WR is questionable with a hamstring
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horror movie fans be like "wow that was fucking terrible. anyway, moving on to part 5"
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Holiday dates LEAKED Halloween - 10/31 Thanksgiving - 11/26 Christmas - 12/25 New Years - 1/1
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Unfortunately the near unanimous reception for Digger as "the most ambitious bad movie of the year and a hate letter to the art of cinema" has only bolstered my interest to go out and see it
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The future is now
If Miles Wood played in Canada he'd be Kilometers Boner
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The Futurama joke where Fry witnesses an alternate universe where they're all cowboys and he assumes there's infinite universes, and the professor tells him "No it's just the two"
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Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser
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I heard that Digger is secretly, you guessed it, a Cloverfield movie.
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Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth “Runner” haha. Sometimes I lay up at night wondering if I’ll ever be happy again
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Nobody understands the bond between a millennial and the mediocre movie their family just happened to own on VHS when they were 12 years old.
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Sorry for being so weird at the party the other day. You’re a wonderful host, but it turns out that I was in the “refusing the call” stage of the hero’s journey so I was being a little unreasonable
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