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A source close to the White House is reporting that President Trump is no longer capable of producing forceful and high volume ejaculations. His once powerful, thick loads now merely trickle out.
"oy vey Trahmp, yew gattah blow up Eghran wid da nukez or ill post ya noody pics eif Epstein!"
"gee wilikers. how can a nigga like me - the most popular president in the world - get out of this jam?"
"hrrmmmmm mistur prusidunt why dunt we jus nuke uhsrael unstead"
"ERRRRUP"
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I don't think anyone understands how significant this is. We are now legitimately at the precipice of the New Frontier.
This is cool.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
NASA's SWOT maps seafloor features via gravity effects on sea surface height, not the surface itself. Technique used for decades; this higher-res (~8 km) version uses 1 year of data vs prior 30 years.
nasa.gov/missions/swot/…
svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/5519/
the author of this article is a dog rapist btw
Ilhan Omar's Ex-Husband, Rumored to Be Her Brother, Says He's Gay tmz.com/2026/10/30/ilhan-oma…
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Rabbit Rabbit White Rabbit⚜️
おつきさまからつきにいちどのおまじない🐰🪄✨
ぼく おつきさまにきて 1ねんたったよ😢たくさん おともだちがいるけど やっぱり ちょっぴり さみしいね😢
あつかったり さむかったりするから みんな おいしいものをいっぱいたべて げんきに のりきろう❣️
やくそくだよ🥰
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Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)
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我要去当中国第一个跨性别人大代表！
曾经看到BBC的新闻，才知道原来中国是可以独立参选人大代表的，由此一度产生了要去竞选的想法。
今天重新翻了选举法，发现只要十个选民联名推荐就可以去候选，当然能不能通过审核另说。
等下次选定候选人时，我一定要去试一试，应该能凑满十个人吧……
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16 speakers two subwoofers with megaphones full volume and microphone direct feedback loud bass challenge
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Patrick was one of those icons who we somehow all took for granted would always be with us.
I grew up as a fan, and was later gifted the privilege of becoming a colleague and friend, working with him for many years on “American Dad!”, “Family Guy”, and “Ted”. He was that rare actor who could take any bit of dialogue and elevate it, making a good writer sound great, and a great writer sound masterful. He was also as humble as they come. I remember exchanging emails with him a number of years ago when he was beginning day 1 of a new film. He commented to me that he always walked onto a new set feeling like the biggest novice there. My stunned reaction was the same as anyone’s would be. I said, “Patrick, if you feel that way, the rest of us are screwed.” We have lost a legendary actor today, and for many of us, a good friend. He will be deeply missed by the entire planet.
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Here’s the “RAW” Yosemite file, for example:
ALT Spring rain clouds illuminate with golden light at sunset over Half Dome in Yosemite National Park. As the light intensified, I made several compositions of the iconic granite features of Yosemite valley. At this moment, the sun shone on the face of Half Dome for a few brief moments.
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gen alpha niggas coming to school with half the class killed by a 764 fag before the pledge of Israel, stomach bubbling from black plague lunch that look like RFK and the retarded english teacher from oklahoma starts reading AI christpilled malfoid erotica
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Farted so hard my belt unbuckled and flew out of my trousers like a whip and lashed my uncle across his back like a slave
