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Thought I’d celebrate Gina Hinojosa and James Talarico’s big win in Texas by drawing them as Robert Robertson and Blonde Blazer from Dispatch 💙
It’s illegal to ship Robert from Dispatch with anyone except for the canon romances. If you draw ship art of him with a man or side character they just end your shit right th-
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Dispatch Director Chris Rebbert believes Malevola doesn't feel any attraction to Robert ❤️👿
"I don't believe that Malevola has any romantic or sexual interest in Robert. I think she just enjoys toying with him and making him uncomfortable. I think she's too cool for us to have any relationship with."
Star ⭐️🔞 retweeted
Fuuuck Robert being considerably smaller than Waterboy but still dominating him really does it for me
Normal game company: "We will not be adding any more romance routes for our Protagonist at this time."
Dispatch/Adhoc:
People are fucking tired of this shit.
They're tired of the name-calling. The tantrums. The playing with soyjaks and Harry Potter and Star Wars dolls. The sexually charged fixations on streamers and Twitter accounts that hurt your feelings. The crybully shit that nobody buys because you're fundamentally violent and angry people who never even hide it.
You're fucking losers. You're fundamentally unpopular losers who believed that your Twitter engagement represented a nationally popular ideology and went on a humiliating ego trip for the last two years. Shitting your pants over and over and then announcing it was a W when people pointed out the smell.
The country is sick of you, and the world is sick of you. Your Twitter numbers do not mean shit. It's time to accept that it's over and go out and form real connections with real people. Or go on being the village idiots.
I know exactly which people in the cast of Dispatch are libbing the fuck out rn and it feel so good 💙
Star ⭐️🔞 retweeted
today’s watermech warmup #waterboy #robertrobertson
Star ⭐️🔞 retweeted
As promised #blexus #watermech








































