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🍎🐺 30+. Giant robots and giant nerds 🤖🥰

Joined October 2020
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Threads because I talk too much 🧵🪡
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Ok but a reverse cyborg au where each of the LIs has something they love, like Caleb and flight, and MC becomes the living embodiment of it, like a muse, so they come to love her both in a romantic and platonic way that transcends anything they’ve felt before.
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Twitter is so vanilla, quit hiding replies on my freaky posts, I wanna converse with my people.
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Ok but real facts, Caleb would only enjoy a straitjacket if it was a tandem thing.
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I just can’t get over the idea of the researchers giving Caleb a companion to keep him pacified and Caleb blowing up the lab to keep her to himself.
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One of the problems on ladstwt is that it’s such a big group that if any of us start discussing another IP, people just assume LADS is going to invade them. It usually blows over pretty quickly, but no one wants to talk about reasonable outcomes. That’s not exciting enough.
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Rent was getting a little high around here.
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Just to be clear: I am all LI/LOC friendly. I don’t support censorship. I read and write CN trope 🪦🕊️ fanfic. I am not a safe space for harassment, but I can take a joke. My like/follow is not a carte blanche endorsement of someone’s content. Think for yourselves.
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They done annexed Texas all over again
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Now can we please get a decent presidential candidate
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valkos burnt pancake retweeted
Reports confirm that a Blue Wave has flipped Isengard, a solidly Sauron district
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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To quote George Washington: “I’m blue da bu dee da bu dai”
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I try not to get my hopes up about anything but a lot of states just got a dye job
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I could probably be kidnapped with a trail of Caleb-shaped cookies.
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I voted and will probably spend the night offline to avoid watching the polls.
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Need one of those “On Air” signs except it’s “Thinking about Caleb”
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Love that they included dog tags in Caleb’s costume because they knew we’d complain if they didn’t.
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The long part of Caleb’s coat reminds me of that villain from Outlast. Trager? The butcher. Someone on the dev team is a horror fan and I love it.
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Caleb being taken to Gaia when he’s just old enough to remember things like Christmas. He writes a letter to ask for a family and hides it in the lab. When they bring mc, he thinks she’s his. Mc clings to him like a lifeline. Only he can get her to eat and sleep like she needs.
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The scientists can barely pull them apart at night. His evol keeps growing stronger and stronger as he tries to hold on to her every day. It surpasses all the models they’ve made during his tests. Too late, they realize the monster they’ve made, and Caleb sees fear in their eyes.
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