I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Broke Poet. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud
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Have you ever wanted to pay me $15 to say happy birthday to your dog, well now your dream can come true
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When you “they/them” a trans woman to take her down a peg… slimy and gross! lower than a snake.
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I know how it feels! I can’t express how grateful I am to serve my fans. I’m overwhelmed by how many people took the time to make my day a little brighter.
We can’t express enough how grateful we are to serve you, Austin. Our officers have been working around the clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took the time to write and make our day a little brighter. #OneAustinSaferTogether #Thankful
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the most vicious harassment i and my loved ones have ever received came in the days after Rowling targeted me personally, posting uncensored images of my account to her millions of followers calling me a man in a dress. i had just turned 21, and had less than $100 in my account
J.K. Rowling has published a new essay defending her views on the trans community and calling out trans activism in the 21st century for being "elitist."
"My views haven't changed... what to me represents no change at all in my political or ideological outlook has, in recent years, seen me and women like me subject not only to criticism but also to death threats. This is because we oppose the current, dominant strain of trans activism, which holds that a man who declares himself a woman is, literally, a woman, and is therefore entitled to be treated as a woman in all contexts..."
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Has anyone seen that documentary where L*x W*lton joined an actual cult that is shown on camera doing very harmful things. The worst part is, I think she just did it for attention.
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I paused this like halfway in for a bathroom break and had this moment when I sat back down of like “oh god I have nothing to say about this” panic thinking about writing the review later.
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To be very straightforward here, we have a series of creative strategies we think *many* people can use to avoid defaulting on their loans or *fighting* the default. Millions will default — but that doesn't have to be the end. Join us to avoid financial ruin and fight back.
BREAKING: The Trump administration is reportedly preparing to pursue wages and benefits of borrowers with defaulted federal student loans, per Forbes.
The Education Department is working with the Treasury Department to hire private debt collection agencies.
Borrowers in default may face administrative wage garnishment of up to 15 percent of their earnings without a court order.
I heard Lex Walton once told Rick Springfield that he was a pussy and that Jessie’s Girl would have gone down differently if she was there smdh
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Luscious Lux Interior was BOTD in 1946 & died too soon in 2009 at 62. Although I guess that's pretty old for a punk/rock'n'roll legend. Lux reportedly took his name from an automobile advertisement. His wife & band partner, Poison Ivy, took her name from poison ivy, presumably
