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i love my husband and polaris

Joined April 2016
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just an absolutely insane song
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HOLY FUUUUUUUUUCK MAN
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Parallel
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Berserk (1997) Episode 6: 'Zodd the Immortal'
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I saw people talking about their favorite south park clips so id like to present mine
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Ni ger fan i våra habibis
"Most pizzerias and casual Italian-style restaurants in Sweden are predominantly run and owned by immigrants from the Middle East and the Balkans, rather than people from Italy." This is immeasurably sad.
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DU GAMLA, DU FRIA, DU FJÄLLHÖGA NORD, DU TYSTA, DU GLÄDJERIKA SKÖNA
It's crazy how Swedes perfected pizza
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my boyfriend MANIPULATED me into liking him by being nice and sweet and caring, and then GASLIT me into thinking i deserved it
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in nature if a monkey starts hoarding all the banana then other monkey's kill them
NEW: Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” for everyday people to own RAM, arguing it belongs in data centers.
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WE GOT ID’D AT THE PUB LETS GOOOOO
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The elephant never forgets
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is there something in the water that makes belgian people narcissistic and disgusting or whats all that about
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javi bunnygirl post
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HOW DO U SAY GOODBYE WHEN YOUVE HARDLY SAID HELLO
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almost like streamers are HUMANS with FEELINGS and its hard to be as rational as usual when you get soul crushing news like that
can streamers learn to say “it’s a family emergency”
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