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Fucking hell @SkySportsNews at least start your report with @ftfc brilliant win as opposed to 10 mins on #arsenal loss and then 30 secs at end on the team who pulled off one of the great wins! A bit of respect please!

Ok @skynews can we have @helenlewis every Sunday please?

Embarrassing half and half scarf out and proud at #fulham #ffc 🙈

#spurs are funny

Well done @alanshearer for making sure @BrentfordFC brilliant performance was front and centre on #motd as opposed to every others media outlet who only want to focus on #spurs performance! @TheEalingRoad

FYI @SkySportsPL there are other teams in the prem aside from MUFC, MC, ARSE and Chelsea…. Your coverage is 95% based on these teams and it’s a fucking bore!

‘Dance with Sangare’ thing is witty and fun. Of a different time thankfully but ‘Aspinall’ to the tune of Vindaloo was a good pop adaptation. No fond memories of the man but the final line ‘he’s going to kick shit out of you.. WARREN!’ is noteworthy! @TheEalingRoad @brentfordfc

Passive aggressive story from Lampard on Chiles !! #theoneshow

@NickHeyward ok, the new album! Funky wonderful pop with old school horn sections, Nicks voice to calm your world again and about time!…an absolute delight! #boxingthecompass #haircut100

The genealogy report scene in #widowsbay is perfection. Dale Dickey is spectacular!

I’m sorry but why hasn’t the world exploded on #widowsbay yet? Dark, funny as fuck, scary and brilliantly acted by everyone involved. @AppleTV @MatthewRhys

I’m sorry, have @BBCLondonNews a piece one about @CPFC tonight with Highflying Seagulls across the bottom of screen! 😂😂@OfficialBHAFC

Arron Rai, man alive, what a beautiful man! #PGA #aaronrai

When it comes to doorstepping leaving ministers at No10 @BethRigby is kicking @ChrisMasonBBC’s arse! @skynews

Hurdy Gurdy Ødegaard! #arsenal

Nice balanced couple of pundits for the #spurs #brighton game @SkyFootball! Ffs…. Get a grip!

Thank you @rickygervais for recommending Mr Inbetween, the finest TV for many a year! And as for the MND performance! Just brilliant, funny, shocking and heartbreaking! #disney+

A @BrentfordFC player is the skipper of England! That’s it… I’m going to rest my head now! #hendo

First sketch is way way too long! #snl

That ball over the top from Hendo every single time seems somewhat predictable these days! #brentford