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steev

@steev____

escapee from maximum security speech therapy

Joined November 2010
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau10h
Saying nearly 160 people die a year in the reflecting pool is so funny. That's like a throwaway joke they'd do on The Simpsons about the people of Springfield
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@atruparNov 2
Trump: "We were losing on average to death 3 people a week. And now we don't have that."
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If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!
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this is what $700 a month rent in Pittsburgh gets ya
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herb@herb_on_osuOct 30
having my own personal "white people be like" moment. Im going rock climbing with my dentist.
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@DiscussingFilmOct 29
GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system. Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop. (Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
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@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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J!@itshimboOct 23
The elephant never forgets
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Flib@flibbierOct 22
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Nathan: Do you get why this is funny? Elisabeth Holmes: Yes, Bozo dubbed over. Bozo said those things
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i’m never deleting this app
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@Hoodville_Oct 20
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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Cant stop thinking about this question from the elizabeth holmes doc
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You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island
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JGMMA@TheJGMMAOct 13
You don’t eat cookies at work and they think you got an eating disorder
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R.I.P RJ MITTE 🙏🏻
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@TMZOct 12
🕊️ "Breaking Bad" star RJ Mitte has died at 34. tmz.me/4yfaoHe
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PinkPantheress becomes the first British woman in 5 years
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Dont ask a white boy about the scariest gaming easter eggs
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gc.@KnowgcmusicOct 9
HR goin make sure even his grandchildren’s kids get fired
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@adrizia4uOct 6
My coworker got me this mug. I don’t know why it feels like a personal attack.
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