A+ napper || cheese enthusiast
Joined July 2012
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Steph Batten retweeted
'Karma is the guy with the cheese, coming straight home to me!' Welcome to Wisconsin, Taylor! 💙🧀
Some friendly advice for men on dating apps…if I have an opinion on one of my prompts that differs from yours, maybe don’t respond with “f*** off”. Just swipe left because that’s what I’ll be doing.
Steph Batten retweeted
These casting segments really woke up and chose violence #TheBachelorette #bachelorette
Can someone go check on my father? I think he’s officially lost it. This man kidnapped a caterpillar, kept it as a pet in a jar and it’s now a butterfly.
Hey! If anyone is thinking about ordering furniture from @potterybarn …don’t.
Thought I’d be an adult and get a nice, new bed for my 26th birthday but instead I’m sleeping on a mattress on the ground because they’ve messed up delivery not once but twice so far.
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Should probably stop listening to my travel playlist on Spotify so I don’t spontaneously hop on another plane to Alaska
You know why it takes longer for a woman to shop than a man…because our sizing is all over the place. I’m a 4 in one brand and an 8 in another. 😅
The problem with being an adult is you can do anything but there’s sometimes consequences. Like tonight when I ate jelly beans for dinner...and now my stomach hates me.
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The guy at the grocery store said “I like your nail color” and I said “thanks, you too” because I don’t know how to interact with humans anymore. Thanks COVID
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Steph Batten retweeted
All the social media platforms now banning Trump. Pinterest?? Who gets banned from PINTEREST?!?!
When Snapchat tell you you can add 64 friends to a group chat but you don’t even have 64 friends total...
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Steph Batten retweeted
I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.