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Replying to @lilyzuck
Oh hey it was me! I just got married and my husband paid for it
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Replying to @stephs_here
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What exceptional civilization-shaping ideas does Hickman have that would meet the exceptionally high bar of being remembered in 200 years?
His central thesis, that he has spent years on this website and his Substack advocating for, is that Americans should move out of large metropolitan areas and move to abandoned, struggling, rural towns to buy dilapidated falling apart houses for $30,000. He told us that young families moving to these areas would revive the areas, that there would be "rural renewal"
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If anything, the election shows why you may want to wait before you start any wars. Not one of our strong suits, but you'd think we'd have that down by now after the last few wars.
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Why can't we all just enjoy the current season? What's wrong with November? It's cozy, slow, and lovely. Every season has its own joys. Everyone just needs to slow down and chill a little
Except summer
We should actually hate summer more
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Remember, Halloween isn’t about candy or costumes or decorations!
The true meaning of Halloween is rural chuds bullying effete school teachers.
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I love carving pumpkins I love making Halloween costumes I love pilfering candy from the trick or treat bowl I love Halloween
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If you don't ponder over your kitchen and meal plan, you are a lazy spendthrift addicted to Midwest mom slop.
If you do ponder over your kitchen and meal plan, you are a neurotic hag with luxury tastes who hasn't trained her children in gratitude.
Twitter, man.
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Sure the cold sucks, but it's hard to capture just how breath taking it is to have things gently floating from the sky. Falling leaves and snow are just insanely romantic. What a joy to live in this world. Easily worth the cold.
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I already have my New Years Resolution 2027, and it is to be more Disagreeable.
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October is for Halloween only. November is for Thanksgiving day only. December is for Christmas only.
You people make me sick.
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cracks me up when people are like ‘oh if i lived in the middle ages they would have burned me as a witch’ no you’d be a normal farmer just like everyone else





























