18 i post clips every rainy day https://xitter.cf/t.co/vnfpIAEhhN

ch_ascent
Joined October 2021
looking for a gf, she must: - love me (optional) - have a short range tesla cannon - be able to jump long distances - turn angry as her ultimate - have a dome shield to counter aoe slop
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when all 3 of my friends laugh at my joke
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edgebug on the enemies HE, crazy luck
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Replying to @alexisfps
dicks are so cute omg (๑>◡<๑) when u hold one in ur hand and it starts twitching its like nuzzling you (/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like “owo nya? :3” hehe ~ penis kun is happy to see me!! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
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to go skuba diving you need plenty of oxy-gen since you're going down tenz, even hundredz of feet. The water is exzachtly 10 degrees zellsius, that's ice-cold
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i feel like this fuck ass deer rn
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Twin
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Day 1 of the @ohnePixel costream in #VALORANTChampions Shanghai was a movie 😭
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how tf does someone larp ow
Video game larp tier list
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me with bro on botlane after going 1/12 saying it was our junglers fault
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me comforting my duo after we went 3/24 together ❤️
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is this the new meta
this is what i learnt about the universe after jerking off to teemo r34 a while back one of my coaching clients overcame his single worst matchup, riven, by finishing to her r34. now he dominates it every time as a seasoned vayne player i have my own personal nightmare teemo top his blind makes my champion completely unable to function. i can't output damage. i can't trade. so i decided to take my own advice and face the counter i could never beat into my own hands i finished to teemo r34 so intensely it ignited something in me. a passion to dominate the matchup i'd been running from for years and when i was done i felt cleansed. clear headed. free of all my wrongdoings and finally thinking straight and in that clarity it came to me if i ran cleanse ignite vayne top i win the matchup the next day i queued up and got a teemo absolutely demolished him couple days later, another teemo. same result. dumpstered i have since produced 2 high quality youtube videos breaking down exactly how to beat teemo as vayne top and as always the universal lesson has not changed if you can't beat a matchup beat your meat Study the Saskio way
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amor... chocolatada... me haces una chocolatada porfavor amor...
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my uni's satire newspaper 😭😭 BRO
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