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Stephen Morgan

@stevem2k

cat herder, petrolhead and father of a ex-perfect little girl . Now a grumpy student.

 West Sussex
Joined May 2009
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Laughing and taking pictures, New Yorkers stop by a mysterious 10-foot-tall golden trophy awarded to Donald Trump for his "enthusiastic involvement in the Iran war", designed by the anonymous art collective Secret Handshake.
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This is a bit of a hail mary, but I don't suppose anyone out there is willing (or knows of someone willing) to let go a Seiko/Alba AQPJ403 watch ? Its been on my searches for such a long time.. tia.
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cloudflare is dead. Calling a snow day...
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🚗💪 8-year-old Alyssa is taking on the full 3.8km Goodwood Circuit in her 50kg Austin J40 — all to raise £2,000 for @missionmotorspt! 🏁 #fundraising No help. No shortcuts. Just grit, pedal power & purpose. Support her epic challenge: justgiving.com/page/j40-good…
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“Dear diary. My first day in charge of the Spanish electricity grid seems to have been a great success.”
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“The galaxy is in chaos. Where is Vader?” “He’s playing golf again, sir.”
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@irgarner3 Apr 2025
Does he really think he can take on penguins in a tariff war and win? Those guys don't mess around
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So looking forward to this.
Doug Bryson (@editordoug) profile pictureDoug Bryson@editordoug17 Dec 2024
A festive ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ from TV reviewing legend @boydhilton. See if you agree 1 week today on Christmas Eve… #GoneFishing
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Christmas Fishing in France will be on your telly boxes on Christmas Eve at 9.15pm on BBC2! #GoneFishing
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"Find out who Gregg Wallace is, and offer him a job"
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Laura Robinson@LauraRbnsn9 Nov 2024
It really is astonishing that Adrian basically created an English idiom. Face eating leopards is beyond an internet joke by now. It’s just a saying.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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This is beyond parody.
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🚨 NEW: Kemi Badenoch has appointed Mark Francois as Shadow Defence Minister
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This ad for a hair salon in Connecticut wins the Internet this Halloween.
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I bought the Red October model used in the movie. It’s arrived.
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THE DOG😭😭💀
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We practiced with caskets that were stored outside our barracks building. To simulate the weight of honored remains, we’d toss several full sandbags into the belly of the casket and then, for hours, we’d go through our exact movements. Over and over and over. (thread)
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you just have to imagine any house without the owners stuff . rightmove.co.uk/properties/1…
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Guess I picked a good day to sit in a field. – at East, England
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My mum went to a friends funeral today, my mum wore bright colours at her friends request. My mum was sat in the service surrounded by everyone wearing black. My mum went to the wrong funeral. My mums friends funeral is next Friday. Anyone want my mum.
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Foo Fighters performed "Paranoid" last night with Geezer Butler of Black Sabbath in Birmingham! How lucky we are to keep seeing these reunions between rock legends.
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