Studio drummer for Munch's Make-Believe Band. FGR

Joined July 2021
I can finally drive further than Tiger Woods.
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The Waste Management Open should have Rick Flair introduce Si Woo Kim and Min Woo Lee.
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My special taping is tomorrow and I'd like to sell the last few tickets. If you can come that'd be great. If not a RT might get the last tickets sold. Thank you.
I am SUPER proud to announce I'll be the first ever comedian to self produce a stand-up comedy special and put it on Youtube. Witness the taping of this historic night and buy your tickets now. Thanks.
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Netflix spent millions on production, millions for fighters, $328.79 on commentators, and used an AOL free trial CD for bandwidth.
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12/12 was an outside job.
NEW: Secret Service director Kim Cheatle, good friend of Jill Biden and the new face of America's competency crisis, didn't post snipers on the roof where Trump was shot at because it was a sloped roof and she was afraid someone might slip and fall. You can't make this stuff up.
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New @mikerainey82 merch just dropped.
Sweet Jesus!! West Virginia y’all come get your boy🤦‍♂️
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Did the diddler nab @JakeMattera again?
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Dear @elonmusk on the off chance that the universe lets you see this, at Christmas no less, I have a humble request. This August we lost our dear friend @DeathCripps suddenly and unexpectedly, right after he headlined his first comedy show 1/4
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Well over a quarter million views in two weeks! Let’s keep this going! Go watch my new comedy special, share it with a friend, like, comment, shame the algorithm! 30 Minutes with Dave Smith | Presented by GaS Digital | Full Special youtu.be/XGK1SXNMG44?si=TYA2… via @YouTube
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My new comedy special “30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger” is coming out this Today, 4PM EST on YouTube. Link in bio to subscribe! GaSDigital #30MinutesWith
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I wonder how @the_ironsheik would have told that submarine to fuck itself.
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Come get these Golden Prescriptions. Order at onpercs.com/store.
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Belt around her neck slamming her clam.
Does anyone know how Betty White died?
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“The King of Crowd Work” (me). NYC. October 6th.
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