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Daisy loves going for walkies and making new friends. #LoveYourPetDay
When your history major daughter gets you this for Fatherβs Dayβ¦ I was like, oh yeah cause Iβm Da Bomb! π
Let me be bluntβ¦
Willie Nelson and Carol Burnett the same ageβ¦ who knew?β¦ well, pull my earlobe and roll me a sparklerβ¦
The internet: β¦crickets
Me: ya know you could re-edit Love Story (1970) into a horror movieβ¦
The internet: oh yeah!β¦ Love means never having to say sorryβ¦ not sorryβ¦
I did my part today to vote in decent, respectful leadership. Iβve known @blane_conklin for years and heβs the real deal.
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I just gave to Rochelle Garza for Texas Attorney General! secure.actblue.com/donate/rgβ¦




