writer, educator, meme maker / @deardearpoetry / an NFT bro hacked my old account where I was popular

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2023
puppy play but i get put down
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In the panopticon, everything is performative
People that read books on the train are lowkey kinda performative 😭
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many movies proclaim to be anti-capitalist but very few actually put in the legwork
‘DIGGER’ is actually set to lose over $250M for Warner Bros. (Via: @TheWrap)
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excuse me he has amc a-list
Currently in a theater that’s being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it’s happened while I’ve been in NYC.
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mandy! retweeted
doing Hadestown Wait For Me on the revolving floor in the Digger courtroom
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The silent majority stands with DIGGER
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It’s crazy bc for years you’ll be like “ohhh no that was just a bad hookup when I was 19” and then it finally clicks years later and then you move on but every few years something Happens and you witness tons more women grapple with the same realization and it never ends
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"Aw you remembered "of course I did I'm a manipulator
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"fatherless behaviour" no I have one, i'm exactly like him
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you can be having the worst day of your life and choo! choo! here comes the Pumpkin Spice L train
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new cat just dropped
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽
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The Salesforce Dreamforce 2026 conference starts tomorrow, which means it’s the 2nd anniversary of John Mulaney giving arguably the most ruthless corproate keynote roast ever:
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The cost of community is inconvenience I say to myself as I go to multiple events every weekend because I’m popular and cool as hell
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im laughing so hard at the concept of jalen brunson and katseye on an episode of snl together that there are genuinely tears streaming down my face
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i need something less drastic than a psych ward visit but something more serious than going on a dunkin run
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self-aware oil on paper
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