Here for a good time, not a long time!
Princeton University
Joined January 2025
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when i am elected tsar of the united states i will be putting a million billion dollars towards mpreg research
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My newest film, Oceans 14, will feature a ten minute long unedited scene of a cat giving birth. Please watch it when it comes out in theaters Fall 2028 馃檹
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jerking off to instagram reels and getting pavlov'd into a burger fetish because i saw a mcdonald's ad
jelqing is such a scam i've been doing that shit everyday for 6+ years and i've only managed to lose half an inch
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go suck one million cocks and come back to me once you can understand a fraction of the pain i've experienced in life
gave an old man a hand job and he came for the first time in 20 years i call that a stroke of good luck
