air quality index 250? get fernando up and moving in the bullpen

Hokes up by 25, uva losing, arman about to fight

Why do I even bother anymore

Now THIS is innovation that excites #spontaneouslycombust

Just had a cookout chicken nugget and tasted like squirrel ankles, thanks private equity!

Grapefruit high noons might just be the antichrist

Why do I hear about the same cicada swarm emergency coming every summer and it’s a load of horseshit everytime

The biggest slut you know changing her instagram username to her first and middle name

When I say 🍯 you say ☕️ #godsgreatestgoy

Happy Israel day 🇺🇸 🫶🫶🫶 thank you for freeing us Mr Netanyahu

I’ll let it slide for this weekend but come on man (15 inch squat not pictured)

Pantsbeers walked so #pourabeeronyourcrotchchallenge could run

Gaethje as soon as the first round is over

There’s a terrorist on the white house lawn and his name is ciryl gane, sincerely fuck you and your French fucking FUCK FUCK YOU

Josh. Fucking. Hokit. You’re god damn right she is #MikeObama

Just got pistol whipped at CVS, chick told me there’s an adderall shortage

Petition to ban Drake - Shabang as a graduation dump post audio

Death, taxes, and black people chimping out when their daughter is called for graduation