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in the Reflecting Pool?? 🤡

Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."

I still remember when Trump nominated a child rapist who invited a Holocaust denier to be his guest in Congress to be AG. His name: Matt Gaetz Or the time Rs voted for the head of the KKK for Gov of Louisiana His name: David Duke - who sold Nazi literature from his office

Don Jr.: “They want to pack the Supreme Court. They want to make Ohio a state.”

Haley Stevens is so bat shit crazy I’m surprised I haven’t married her.

Two years after our "Bohemian Trumpsody" #Queen parody (on Trump's presidential election, with footage from the Capitol attack - see below), here's our take on Freddie Mercury's high-energy belter, twisted to the forthcoming #Midterms, which we're calling: 👉"Go, Stop Him Now!"

Ken Paxton’s favorite day of the week is Monday.

Trump: I could have won the Vietnam War in a week. They kept bombing forests for years instead of going after Ho Chi Minh City.

Trump: Who the hell wants to watch football? It’s boring as hell! The NFL should go back to a thing where you kick the ball and people get the ball. It’s so unglamorous what they have done. They have no right to ruin football by dong shit like that.

Trump: "Think of it. Your beautiful son leaves the house. His name is Tim. 'Goodbye Tim, I'll see you later.' 'Thank you, mommy, thank you.' And you don't see Tim for four days. Four days later, Tim comes back as Sally. Okay? It's true. We have states that are allowed to do that. A place called Minnesota. I won it 3 times."

Ken Paxton leaves his trash on the table for others to clean up at fast food restaurants.

Ken Paxton cooks his brisket in the oven.

Ken Paxton picks McDonald’s over WhataBurger

Ken Paxton would also close Chick-fil-A on Saturdays.

🚨 Thierry Henry launches furious attack on the refereeing against Liverpool: “At some point, we have to stop pretending these decisions are normal. I understand football is a difficult game to officiate, but what exactly are we watching here? Liverpool are competing for points, not asking for favours. You cannot make decisions like that and expect everyone to simply move on. The referee has a responsibility, VAR has a responsibility, and today I think they have failed Liverpool. If that happens to Arsenal, Manchester City or Real Madrid, believe me, we would be talking about it for the next three days. But because it’s Liverpool, everybody suddenly wants to remain quiet.”

Multiple Ukrainian attack drones slammed into Russia’s Kstovo oil refinery tonight, setting it ablaze. This is the third Russian refinery hit in three days.

Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal. Rogan: They're surprised that Talarico is ahead of him in the polls. White: I’m not. I think that people are sick of what's going on right now in Texas. They've been in control for 30 years. What have they given us? Let somebody else drive.

A draft US-Iran deal proposes moving enriched uranium out and reopening the Strait of Hormuz in seven days | A preliminary framework reported by Al Arabiya English proposes transferring Iran's highly enriched uranium to a third country or reducing enrichment levels, reopening the Strait of Hormuz within seven days of an initial understanding, with China as a potential guarantor, direct talks in Doha instead of Istanbul, and Iranian nuclear and maritime steps matched by US easing of sanctions, blockades and economic restrictions. 📖 FULL STORY ➠ ow.ly/nRZt5102Hkt #Iran #UnitedStates #Geopolitics #MiddleEast #Nuclear