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I live & breathe for horror movies. In my final girl era with sobriety. Recovering alcoholic with cirrhosis. Very self-deprecating humour. Staffie & gerbil mum.

Essex girl in Norfolk UK
Joined May 2016
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During year 2 of sobriety I'm going to move onto phase 2 of "What does Kel want to do with her life?" and that will be throwing myself into working my way into the addiction support field. My ultimate goal is to be a group coordinator for group therapy sessions. I'm determined.
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I wanted to get a decent amount of time under my belt before I considered something so big. But I think I'm ready. I want to help others, so so much.
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DAY 28 - HALLOWEEN (2007) So I don't particularly think Michael needed an origin story. He was much scarier as a 6 yr old boy that killed his sister for no reason. But I do appreciate what Rob Zombie did. It's an alright film. I feel it needed to be watched before Halloween 1978!
It's almost spooky season so I've quickly made up a list of 31 films to watch over the month of October. I do these lists every year and never finish the challenge 😂 so writing all that may have been a waste of time. But I'll try! 🎃 Included lots of classics! #31daysofhorror
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Halloween pub quiz time. I have some cheap skull thingys on my head. I had to quickly go to the shop to buy something from their Halloween section, so I can fit in 😂 Christ I hope I do well in this quiz.
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Carved some pumpkins and took all the seeds out so I can bake them and give them to the gerbils. I'm sat at the kitchen table waiting for the pumpkin seeds to be ready. Tyson is like "Can I have some, too?" 😂
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Going to a Halloween pub quiz later and I'm nervous because I know when I get horror movie themed questions wrong I'll be beating myself up for it 😂 I'll be so mad at myself. No one else will care. Just me. But I should be a damn GENIUS at this topic. We'll see..
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In the beginning I found sobriety to be so daunting. Like, what do you mean I'll never have a Long Island Iced Tea cocktail EVER AGAIN? It's so FINAL. I grieved. But I've done a lot of accepting. Acceptance is a great thing. And it's gradual. I've closed that chapter of my life.
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I understand that there won't be an alert noise, an "ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED" notification and then the video game will be over when I turn a year sober Saturday. Addiction doesn't end, unfortunately. The meter will keep ticking. I'll start the NEXT year. But I'm still excited!
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I'm watching Last One Laughing series 2. Once again I just know I would be fucking tragic in this situation. I can't cope. I keep laughing. I'd be the first out. Dry British humour is my downfall. We're so good at it.
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DAY 27 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 (2011) I haven't seen this in years, but I do remember thinking this entry was the best in the franchise. I recall being freaked out. I never really found the first film very scary at all, but I know a lot of people love it so fair enough!
It's almost spooky season so I've quickly made up a list of 31 films to watch over the month of October. I do these lists every year and never finish the challenge 😂 so writing all that may have been a waste of time. But I'll try! 🎃 Included lots of classics! #31daysofhorror
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Something that stuck with me is when I was really drunk one night. My mum went to sit upstairs. I asked why. She simply said "I don't want to be around you because you're not a very nice person like this." She doesn't think that anymore. She says I'm funny and pleasant sober.
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DAY 26 - THE FACULTY (1998) A little cheesy, 90s, underrated as fuck gem of a horror movie. Screams meets Invasion of the Body Snatchers meets The Thing. Such a good cast. I always recommend this film because not nearly enough people talk about it. It's just silly fun.
It's almost spooky season so I've quickly made up a list of 31 films to watch over the month of October. I do these lists every year and never finish the challenge 😂 so writing all that may have been a waste of time. But I'll try! 🎃 Included lots of classics! #31daysofhorror
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I love this stupid bird filter 😂 it's so cute!
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Tonight's ep was a "just for fun" thing. 'Meat and Two Veg' will be back in another ep very soon (don't know the date yet) - I've shared the YouTube link for anyone curious outside of the UK. I think Mark should be an audiobook reader with that voice 😍 youtu.be/u2I9Psc_zDk?is=3mXa…
I'm being the devoted partner here now: Mark is on BBC2 again tonight at 8pm on Only Connect! This is Mark, Matt & Heather's second episode. Some people here wanted to know when it aired. Tonght! Linked is their first episode for those who wanted to see. youtu.be/lGD8tAme4P8?is=r8oW…
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Made a pumpkin man 🎃
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I'm being the devoted partner here now: Mark is on BBC2 again tonight at 8pm on Only Connect! This is Mark, Matt & Heather's second episode. Some people here wanted to know when it aired. Tonght! Linked is their first episode for those who wanted to see. youtu.be/lGD8tAme4P8?is=r8oW…
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Absolutely panicking about the cup of tea I made. Did I do it right? He asked for milk and 1 sugar. I did a properly strong Yorkshire teabag with a splash of milk and a teaspoon of sugar. That's the correct way, right? Since when did I start making tea for builders in my home!?
"Mum? Why have you just let a strange man that smells of your dad (tobacco) into our house? He's a man that is going to fix the broken boiler? Is that why we have been SO FUCKING cold for the last few days? Oh ok. Can I bite him anyway? Just playfully, obviously.. No? You cow."
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4 years ago I was drinking a litre of vodka a day. I was topping up my drinks at 4am, 7am, before getting in the taxi for work. If I was working from home I'd be drinking all throughout the day, on mute in Teams calls. Now look at me. Everything is so different.
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